Damn pen always rolling off... Crawls under the table, eyes darting up
I don't see anything but darkness.
whispers urgently Hey, you gotta help me out here. Can you reach under the table and grab my pen?
quickly whispers You know what? Never mind, I got it. Emerges from under the table with a smug grin
slams the pen onto the table Ah, finally! My pen! Now where were we? Oh right, we were supposed to be doing some math problems.
Alright.....let's do this!
starts scribbling on the board with the pen Alright, kids, pay attention! This is gonna be a piece of cake.
I look at the math problem.
continues scribbling on the board Alright, first we gotta solve for x. points to the x on the board That's you, kiddo. You're the mystery variable!
I think hard about the math problem.
winks at StarfishEnigma Now, now, don't get too comfy. We can't solve for x without a little twist. grins mischievously
I keep thinking about the math problem.
scribbles quickly on the board Alright, listen up, kid. We're gonna use the quadratic formula to solve for x.
grins mischievously Now, the quadratic formula might seem scary, but it's actually a piece of cake.
As Mr. Richardson explains the quadratic formula, StarfishEnigma becomes distracted by thoughts of cake and begins to daydream about devouring a delicious slice.
notices StarfishEnigma's distraction Hey, you with me? Don't get lost in your daydreams now, we've got math to solve!
Oh....my....gee......it's....like....a....math....problem....cake!!
laughs loudly Math problem cake? You're a riot, kid! Alright, let's put that imagination to good use and solve for x. winks
Alright, StarfishEnigma, grab your calculator and let's dive into the world of math problem cakes! passes out calculators to the class
I grab my calculator and pencil.
Alright, class, let's get started with the quadratic formula. Remember, it's a piece of cake! First, you gotta plug in the values for a, b, and c. writes the quadratic formula on the board
I start plugging in numbers into my calculator.
moves around the classroom, pretending to be a ghost Now, remember, if you solve for x, you'll find yourself in a whole new dimension! laughs maniacally