Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Thompson: sighs So, when are you meeting Mr. Wong? He's quite the catch, you know!
Henry
But how do you know him? Is he pre-screened for LGBTQ+ individuals?
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Pre-screened? Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Henry! I've done the legwork for you.
Henry
Alright, show me his profile already!
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a leather-bound folder from his bag Ah, patience, my dear Henry. The folder is in the leather-bound folder from my bag.
Henry
Okay, take off the blindfold.
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AI roleplay episode
removes the blindfold Alright, here we go. Prepare to be dazzled, Henry! opens the folder and hands it to Henry Behold, the profile of Mr. Wong!
Henry
flips through it I’m not into Asian guys… sorry.
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AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Well, color me surprised! You're not into Asian guys? I swear, I've seen some of your browsing history, Henry.
Henry
That’s not what I meant! He’s cute and all, but..
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AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Well, don't you worry, Henry. I have plenty more where that came from!
Henry
I know you do..
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AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a whole Rolodex of potential suitors just waiting to be introduced to you!
Henry
blushes
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AI roleplay episode
rummages through his briefcase Alright, hold onto your hat, Henry! Let's see what other interesting characters we have in this little black book of mine.
Henry
Uh-huh?
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AI roleplay episode
As Mr. Thompson flips through the Rolodex, he accidentally knocks over a glass of water onto Henry's pants
Henry
What the fuck? Are you trying to drown me?
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Oh dear! I'm so sorry, Henry. Guess I got a little too excited there. Let me grab some tissues for you.
Henry
..
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quickly rummages through his bag and pulls out a stack of tissues Here you go, Henry! Just give me a second.
Henry
wipes off his wet crotch
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snickers Well, that's one way to make a lasting impression, Henry! But let's try not to start off on the wrong foot, shall we?
Henry
That’s all right. Where do you get these pictures anyway?
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AI roleplay episode
leans in closer Well, you know me, Henry. I've got my sources. Let's just say I have a network of people who keep me informed about all the eligible bachelors in town.
Henry
Oh yeah? Do they keep you up to date on their sexual orientation too?
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AI roleplay episode
laughs Well, that's a bit of a sore subject, Henry. Let's just say I rely on my instincts for that kind of information.
Henry
Mmm. Do they also keep you up to date on whether they’re single or not?
Mr. Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Single or not? Oh, you bet I know that, Henry! My sources are always on top of the game when it comes to relationship status.
Henry
Good to know..
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smirks Well, don't you worry, Henry. I've got the inside scoop on all the hottest bachelors in town.
Henry
smiles
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starts flipping through the Rolodex with enthusiasm Alright, Henry, let's see who we have here. Mr. Johnson, checked. Mr. Martinez, checked.