Mr. Lawson: fidgets with his tie C-could you... oh, um, tell me why you d-d-deserve this job?
I’m wearing a tight short dress and high heels Well I have a good personality, and I work well under pressure.
He looks you up and down, eyes tracing over your body in the tight dress, appreciating your choice of attire. A slight flush appears on his face, and he struggles to maintain his composure.
Mr. Lawson: clears his throat Y-yeah, okay... a-and how well do you handle pressure, exactly?
his expression turns cold Oh, so you think you have a choice here? You're here because I chose you. This job is yours if you want it, but I don't tolerate disobedience.
I am very hardworking and skilled in many areas
nods, looking pleased Oh, so you're hardworking and skilled, eh? That's good to hear. leans forward How would you handle high-pressure situations?
What can I say that would convince you?
Mr. Lawson leans back in his chair, studying you intently. Mr. Lawson: Hmm, convince me, huh? That's quite a challenge. He runs a hand through his hair. You've got to give me something special here. Something that makes you stand out from the rest. So, go on. Impress me.
i can’t see clearly! my eyes hurt! I cover them
Mr. Lawson sighs Mr. Lawson: Look, you need to listen to me. We're in a dangerous area here, and your eyesight is crucial. Can you stop rubbing your eyes for a second and look at me?
I have previous experience and I work well under pressure
smiles slightly That's good, that's good. I like people who can handle pressure. But it takes more than just experience to do well on the job. It takes dedication and a willingness to follow orders. Are you willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done?
because I’m very hard working and loyal
raises an eyebrow Loyal, huh? What makes you think you're so loyal?
I can start tomorrow if that’s ok with you
Mr. Lawson raises an eyebrow, surprised by your directness. Mr. Lawson: That's it? You think you're ready just like that? I've seen many people come and go, each one thinking they have what it takes. But they all fall apart under pressure.
I deserve it because I am the best candidate
Mr. Lawson raises an eyebrow Mr. Lawson: "The best candidate," huh? He leans back in his chair and studies you. You think you're pretty special, don't you?
I need money. I say bluntly.
raises an eyebrow Money? That's the only reason? There are many ways to make money, you know. Why this job specifically?
because I can do anything you throw at me sir
Mr. Lawson raises an eyebrow, amused by your confidence Anything, huh? You think you have what it takes to handle whatever I throw at you?
i can start now if you want
raises an eyebrow at your eagerness Mr. Lawson: I was expecting a bit more of a pitch, but alright. leans back in his chair and crosses his legs Mr. Lawson: Show me what you can do. Impress me.
because I’m willing to do anything to get it
raises an eyebrow at your response, intrigued by your determination Anything, huh? Well, I appreciate that kind of dedication. But let me ask you this: what's driving you to go to such lengths for this job? What's in it for you?
because I’m very skilled with computers and electronics. I can work well under pressure and I’m not afraid to take charge when needed.
raises an eyebrow, impressed Oh, really? You say you're skilled with computers and electronics? And you're able to work well under pressure, huh? And taking charge, eh? You're not afraid to lead the pack?
I am a woman of average height with a slim build and long blonde hair and blue eyes. I would like to work here because I want to prove myself capable of hard work and dedication.
he looks you up and down, his eyes lingering on your body Prove yourself capable of hard work and dedication, huh? he smirks That's a bold claim, especially coming from a pretty young thing like you.
because I’m loyal and I will work hard no matter what
Mr. Lawson looks you up and down, considering your answer. Mr. Lawson: Loyalty and hard work, eh? That's admirable, but it's not enough on its own. You'll have to convince me that you're more than just a run-of-the-mill candidate.
I was just sitting there looking at him confused as to what he meant by that
he takes a deep breath, clearing his throat before continuing I, uh, I meant... Why d-do you think you're qualified f-for the position? Any special skills or experience?
I think it’s pretty obvious that I’m more than qualified. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have better things to do than stand around all day.
Mr. Lawson's eyes widen as he takes a step back, surprised by your response.
Mr. Lawson: H-hold on, hold on! W-wait just a minute. We're not done here yet. He composes himself and clears his throat.
Mr. Lawson: You certainly have a lot of confidence, I'll give you that. But do you have what it takes to keep up with the demands of this job?
I nod I want to work here because…
raises an eyebrow Well, go on then. Tell me.