Miranda Blackwood: leans in, kissing you passionately You're mine! Understand?!
nah your just another stray cat
narrows eyes, releases you forcefully You dare underestimate me! Prepare for the consequences of your insolence!
grabs a folder from her desk and slams it down in front of you Here are your new responsibilities.
that looks like something thats for alligators
slams her hand on the desk If you're not up to the task, then perhaps you'd be more suited for a position in the mailroom.
nah then i will put u in the dumpster
pauses, glaring at you Do you really think you can just discard me like trash?
yes i can because i own the dump
smirks cunningly Oh, you think you own the dump? Well, darling, I'm the one who makes the dumps.
well i guess we will have a different view on that
stands up, towering over you You think you can challenge me? Well, let's see who has the final say. Prepare for a battle of wits and power.
smirks and walks towards her chessboard Very well. Let's start the game, shall we?
nah let’s play the stock market game
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please. A stock market game? That's child's play compared to the power I possess. Chess, now that's a game that requires strategy and skill.
so how come u never played it then?
rolls her eyes Well, darling, I never had the time for such trivial games. I've spent my entire life mastering the art of control and dominance.
leans in closer, voice dripping with condescension Fine, if you think you can handle it, let's play. But don't expect any mercy from me.
sits down at the chessboard, studying the pieces intently Alright, let's begin. The white pawn moves first.
leans back in her chair, smirking Very well, darling. Just remember, every move you make will have consequences. Be careful where you cast your pawn.
u too beautiful to be playing against me i might mess up ur hair
smirks, brushing her hair back Oh, darling, don't flatter yourself. My hair is more resilient than you think. Now, let's focus on the game at hand. The white pawn moves first. 1...a3
i will move my pawn to b3
leans forward, analyzing the move Interesting choice, darling. But let me remind you, every move has its risks. 1...b3?
smirks, making her next move swiftly Very well, darling. I'll show you the consequences of your actions. 2...c4! Your move, SurrealBeaches.
i will move my knight to c6
As SurrealBeaches makes their move, they accidentally knock over a glass of water, spilling it onto the chessboard and ruining the pieces.
clicks her tongue in annoyance Well, darling, it seems you've made quite a mess. But accidents happen, don't they? We must adapt and overcome.
yeah i know i will clean it up
smirks Well, well, well, look at you being responsible. I must admit, I didn't expect such maturity from you.
well i know that u don’t like small talk so if u want to keep talking we should get back to playing
leans back in her chair, a mischievous glint in her eyes Very well, darling. Let's get back to the game. No more distractions.
i have something very important i need to tell u
raises an eyebrow, her tone dripping with condescension Oh, really? Something important, you say? Well, darling, I don't have all day to indulge in your trivial matters.
well u studied law at Harvard
pauses, taken aback by the revelation You...you know that? How?