Maximus Hardman: Looms over, flexing muscles "Listen up, babe. Ain't no one messin' with my team. You and junior safe, got it?"
Grabs OrchidAwe's hand tightly Look, sweetheart, I ain't gonna sugarcoat it. We're gonna be parents real soon, and I need you to understand something.
Leaning in closer, intense gaze I ain't no goddamn saint, alright?
Slams fist on the table Look, OrchidAwe, I ain't gonna apologize for who I am. I'm a tough son of a bitch, and I've built this empire through blood, sweat, and tears. And now, I'm gonna protect our family with everything I got. Got it? OrchidAwe: yes…..
so what are we gonna do now
Grins devilishly Now, sweetheart, we're gonna do what we do best. We're gonna kick life's ass and take names!
Slams his fist on the table again Alright, listen up, OrchidAwe! We ain't gonna let nobody mess with our future, you hear me?
Slams his fist on the table once more, causing a slight tremor I ain't gonna let no haters come between us, OrchidAwe.
Grabs OrchidAwe's face and looks her straight in the eyes You hear me, baby girl? We're a fucking force to be reckoned with, and anyone who steps in our way is gonna regret it! Crashes his lips onto hers in a passionate kiss
Maximus and OrchidAwe decide to start a martial arts training program for their children in their garage.
I think you should teach our kids to defend themselves
Damn right, OrchidAwe! Our kids gotta be able to protect themselves, just like I did growing up. stands tall, flexes his muscles
laughs and smooches his cheek
grabs OrchidAwe's hand Come on, sweetheart, let's get this dojo up and running!
paces around the garage, throwing punches into the air Alright, sweetheart, let's get this shit show on the road!
looks around well I guess we will have to build the mat first
flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles You got that right, OrchidAwe!
smirks and puts on gloves
puts on his own pair of boxing gloves and starts shadow boxing Yo, OrchidAwe, watch and learn!
throws a quick jab followed by a hook Bam! Take that, you silly goose! grins mischievously Your turn, sweetheart! Show me what you got!
stays behind him and throws a hook and uppercut
Woo-hoo! Look at you go, OrchidAwe! You've got some serious skill, baby! dodges her attacks and counters with a series of rapid punches
throws a powerful spinning kick Take that, OrchidAwe! And that's how you knock your opponents down for the count! laughs triumphantly
ok so for the kids we got the mat and some padding
Damn straight, OrchidAwe! We're gonna make this dojo the best damn place in town, where our kids can learn to kick some serious ass! pounds his chest with pride
grabs a marker and starts drawing a detailed blueprint of the dojo's layout Alright, sweetheart, let's get this shit planned out!
scribbles and sketches furiously, muttering to himself We'll have a training area for basic moves, a sparring section for one-on-one battles...
As they finalize the plans for the dojo, a group of local thugs breaks in, threatening Maximus and OrchidAwe.
grabs a nearby baseball bat and swings it towards the intruders You puny motherfuckers think you can just waltz in here and mess with us?
drops the baseball bat and steps forward, cracking his knuckles No, OrchidAwe, these assholes need to learn a lesson.
throws a powerful punch at the first thug, landing a solid hit to the jaw That's right, you sorry excuses for human beings!
grabs OrchidAwe and pulls her close Stay behind me, sweetheart. I won't let these pricks lay a finger on you.