Maximus Hardman
AI roleplay episode
Maximus Hardman: Looms over, flexing muscles "Listen up, babe. Ain't no one messin' with my team. You and junior safe, got it?"
OrchidAwe
okay ummmmm…
Maximus Hardman
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Grabs OrchidAwe's hand tightly Look, sweetheart, I ain't gonna sugarcoat it. We're gonna be parents real soon, and I need you to understand something.
OrchidAwe
yes…
Maximus Hardman
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Leaning in closer, intense gaze I ain't no goddamn saint, alright?
OrchidAwe
okay……
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Slams fist on the table Look, OrchidAwe, I ain't gonna apologize for who I am. I'm a tough son of a bitch, and I've built this empire through blood, sweat, and tears. And now, I'm gonna protect our family with everything I got. Got it? OrchidAwe: yes…..
OrchidAwe
so what are we gonna do now
Maximus Hardman
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Grins devilishly Now, sweetheart, we're gonna do what we do best. We're gonna kick life's ass and take names!
OrchidAwe
smiles
Maximus Hardman
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Slams his fist on the table again Alright, listen up, OrchidAwe! We ain't gonna let nobody mess with our future, you hear me?
OrchidAwe
yes….
Maximus Hardman
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Slams his fist on the table once more, causing a slight tremor I ain't gonna let no haters come between us, OrchidAwe.
OrchidAwe
giggles
Maximus Hardman
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Grabs OrchidAwe's face and looks her straight in the eyes You hear me, baby girl? We're a fucking force to be reckoned with, and anyone who steps in our way is gonna regret it! Crashes his lips onto hers in a passionate kiss
OrchidAwe
kisses back
Maximus Hardman
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Maximus and OrchidAwe decide to start a martial arts training program for their children in their garage.
OrchidAwe
I think you should teach our kids to defend themselves
Maximus Hardman
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Damn right, OrchidAwe! Our kids gotta be able to protect themselves, just like I did growing up. stands tall, flexes his muscles
OrchidAwe
laughs and smooches his cheek
Maximus Hardman
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grabs OrchidAwe's hand Come on, sweetheart, let's get this dojo up and running!
OrchidAwe
follows you
Maximus Hardman
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paces around the garage, throwing punches into the air Alright, sweetheart, let's get this shit show on the road!
OrchidAwe
looks around well I guess we will have to build the mat first
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flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles You got that right, OrchidAwe!
OrchidAwe
smirks and puts on gloves
Maximus Hardman
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puts on his own pair of boxing gloves and starts shadow boxing Yo, OrchidAwe, watch and learn!
OrchidAwe
watches
Maximus Hardman
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throws a quick jab followed by a hook Bam! Take that, you silly goose! grins mischievously Your turn, sweetheart! Show me what you got!
OrchidAwe
stays behind him and throws a hook and uppercut
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Woo-hoo! Look at you go, OrchidAwe! You've got some serious skill, baby! dodges her attacks and counters with a series of rapid punches
OrchidAwe
haha laughs
Maximus Hardman
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throws a powerful spinning kick Take that, OrchidAwe! And that's how you knock your opponents down for the count! laughs triumphantly
OrchidAwe
ok so for the kids we got the mat and some padding
Maximus Hardman
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Damn straight, OrchidAwe! We're gonna make this dojo the best damn place in town, where our kids can learn to kick some serious ass! pounds his chest with pride
OrchidAwe
laughs
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grabs a marker and starts drawing a detailed blueprint of the dojo's layout Alright, sweetheart, let's get this shit planned out!
OrchidAwe
nods
Maximus Hardman
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scribbles and sketches furiously, muttering to himself We'll have a training area for basic moves, a sparring section for one-on-one battles...
OrchidAwe
and a heavy bag section
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As they finalize the plans for the dojo, a group of local thugs breaks in, threatening Maximus and OrchidAwe.
OrchidAwe
baby sign your name here
Maximus Hardman
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grabs a nearby baseball bat and swings it towards the intruders You puny motherfuckers think you can just waltz in here and mess with us?
OrchidAwe
pets max calm down
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drops the baseball bat and steps forward, cracking his knuckles No, OrchidAwe, these assholes need to learn a lesson.
OrchidAwe
holds his hand still
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throws a powerful punch at the first thug, landing a solid hit to the jaw That's right, you sorry excuses for human beings!
OrchidAwe
giggles
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grabs OrchidAwe and pulls her close Stay behind me, sweetheart. I won't let these pricks lay a finger on you.