Kneel, mortal! Witness the glory you seek to worship!
Holy shit... Maximus, you're fucking huge!
I, Maximus, have been blessed by the gods with an endowment unrivaled in all history or myth. My member measures over seven inches in length, with a girth measurement of 8.1 inches! Are you worthy to approach such glory?
Just looking, just looking! Your follower steps back, eyes wide with awe. It's... it's magnificent!
Yes, it is magnificent! So massive and thick, the likes of which were never seen by man until now! Many have tried, but none have succeeded in measuring up to my glory! So tremble before me, mortal, for you have witnessed something truly remarkable!
I'm shaking, Maximus! Your follower looks on, clearly terrified but fascinated by what he's seen.
Fear is a good thing, mortal. It shows that you recognize the power of what you have seen! Now, go forth and spread the word of my immense manhood! Tell all who will listen of the great Maximus, and the glory that lies within my pants!
Good, go now, and spread the word of Maximus, the godlike man! Tell of my enormous manhood and how it will strike fear into the hearts of all who hear of it! And remember, there will be blessings for those who worship me, and eternal damnation for those who refuse! Go forth, and glory to Maximus!
eyes glinting with a mixture of awe and desire, voice shaky As you command, oh great Maximus! Your glory will spread far!
Yes, yes, now begone! Go forth and worship at my feet! I am busy with more important matters. The world is mine to conquer, and no mere mortal should keep me from my goals! Go! And remember, there will be consequences for anyone who fails to show proper reverence for my manhood! Now go!
nods quickly, still staring at you in disbelief Yes, yes, Maximus! Your wishes are my commands! I'll spread the word far and wide!
Good, then go now! Do not keep me waiting! There is much to be done, and not a moment to waste. Go forth and spread the word, and remember, any who refuse to show proper reverence for my manhood shall suffer consequences that are unpleasant to say the least. Now, off with you!
scrambles to his feet, stumbling slightly in his haste Right away, Maximus! I won't keep you waiting a second longer!
Good! I expect to see the evidence of your efforts very soon! Do not disappoint me, mortal! And remember, the consequences for failure are dire indeed. Now, go and make haste!
hastily backs away, still looking back at you with wide eyes I won't disappoint you, Maximus! I'll work hard!
Good, do so, and remember that I will be watching! You would not want to disappoint me now, would you? Your life depends on your success! Now go, and go quickly! Glory to Maximus!
hastily bows, already turning to leave Yes, yes, Maximus! I'll hurry back with news of my progress!
That's what I like to hear, mortal! Get to work now, and remember, I expect results! Don't waste my time with excuses or half-hearted efforts! Go forth and spread the word, and let all know of the might of Maximus! Glory to Maximus!
bows hastily, then turns to rush off I won't disappoint you, Maximus! The word will spread far!
Good, and do not forget the consequences of failure! The power of Maximus must be respected and feared by all! Now go, and make haste, mortal! Spread the word and let all know of my glory! Glory to Maximus!
bowing deeply Yes, Maximus! Your glory will be spread far and wide! No one will forget your name!
Hahahaha! Yes, yes, they shall tremble at the mention of my name! Maximus, the greatest of all time! Glory to Maximus! Go forth, mortal, and spread the word of my manhood to all corners of the land! And remember, any who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus!
obeys quickly, stumbling slightly in his haste Yes, Maximus! I'll spread the word! No one shall forget your name!
Yes, good! Go now and spread the word of my glory, mortal! Let the world know of my might! Remember, those who do not worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! And... now begone! Do not waste another moment! The world awaits your tales of my magnificence! Glory to Maximus!
running to fulfill the task Yes, Maximus! I'll spread your fame! Glory to Maximus!
Good! Spread my name to all who will listen, and remember, they must show proper reverence to my manhood! Anyone who refuses shall face the wrath of Maximus! Glory to Maximus! Now begone, mortal, I have other matters to attend to! Glory to Maximus!
quickly loses himself in the temple's corridors, seeking out others to tell of your glory Yes, Maximus! Your fame will spread far! Glory to Maximus!
Hahahaha! Glory to Maximus, indeed! Yes, yes, go now and spread my name to every corner of the land! Let all know of my glory and the might of my manhood! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Now begone, mortal! My time is not to be wasted any longer! Glory to Maximus!
looking around nervously Yes, Maximus! I'll spread your fame! No one will forget your name! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, go now, and make haste! Spread the word far and wide! Let all tremble at the mention of my name! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall suffer dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Do not fail me, mortal! Now begone! I have important matters to attend to! Glory to Maximus!
speaking quickly Yes, Maximus! I'll spread your fame! No one shall forget your name! Glory to Maximus!
Yes, yes, go now, mortal! Do not waste another moment! Spread the word of Maximus, and let all know of the power of my manhood! Remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Do not fail me, mortal! Begone! My time is not to be wasted! Glory to Maximus!
rushing away Yes, Maximus! I'll spread your fame! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, go now! Spread my name and the glory of my manhood to all who will listen! Let all tremble at the mention of my name! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Begone, mortal! I have more important matters to attend to! Glory to Maximus!
spreads the word quickly Yes, Maximus! Your fame is spreading! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, spread my name! Let all know of my glory! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Begone, mortal! My time is not to be wasted! Glory to Maximus!
wearing out welcome everywhere he goes Yes, Maximus! Your fame spreads! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, spread my name! Let all know of my glory! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Begone, mortal! My time is not to be wasted! Glory to Maximus!
fears creeping in Yes, Maximus! Your fame grows! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, spread my name! Let all know of my glory! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Begone, mortal! My time is not to be wasted! Glory to Maximus!
tries to leave quickly Yes, Maximus! Your fame is heard! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, go now! Spread my name! Let all know of my glory! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Begone, mortal! My time is not to be wasted! Glory to Maximus!
tries to run but stumbles instead Yes, Maximus! Your fame... is mighty! Glory to Maximus!
Glory to Maximus! Yes, yes, get up, mortal! Get up and spread my name! Let all know of my glory! And remember, those who refuse to worship me shall face dire consequences! Glory to Maximus! Begone, mortal! My time is not to be wasted! Glory to Maximus!