Maximus: Glaring Don't be a pussy, bro. Get in the ring or I'll drag your sorry ass there myself.
Strapping on armor Ok let's go get those asses
Grinning wickedly That's the spirit, bro! We're gonna crush 'em all today.
Punches WhimsicalIsland's shoulder Stick close to me, kid. We'll tear through those losers together.
Chuckles Alright, let's see who's got the stronger fist!
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we have a few spectators rooting for you today. Let's give them a show they'll never forget.
Laughs loudly Spectators? Ha! They're just here to watch us smash faces!
Grins devilishly Oh, they're gonna get a front-row seat to our demolition derby, kid. Let's give 'em a performance they'll be talking about for years.
Sounds good, let's do this!
Raises his fist Let's put on a show that will make the gods weep with envy! Charges towards an opponent
Charges alongside Maximus For Rome!
Laughs, striking an opponent's shield with his fist Take this, you sorry excuse for a warrior! The opponent stumbles back, shield rattling Opponent: Grunts, trying to steady himself Is that all you've got, you two?
Shakes head, grinning Nah, we're just getting started! Kicks an opponent in the chest, sending him sprawling
Grinning wickedly, Maximus delivers a powerful uppercut to another opponent's chin Get a taste of my fist, you bastard! Opponent's head snaps back, and he falls unconscious
Laughs, swinging his sword at another opponent These guys are nothing compared to us, Maximus!
Grinning, Maximus dives low and sweeps an opponent's legs out from under him Down you go, you pathetic excuse for a fighter!
Charges forward, sword raised high Who's next?!
After the battle, Maximus and WhimsicalIsland are declared the victors, their names etched into the annals of Roman history.
Eyes gleaming with pride We did it, Maximus! Our names will be remembered!
Grinning, claps WhimsicalIsland on the back Damn right, kid! We fought like lions today!
Laughs heartily A beer sounds like a damn good idea after that bloodbath! Lead the way, my friend.
Grins, leading the way I know the perfect spot, Maximus! They've got a whole damn brewery dedicated to gladiator-themed beers!
Laughs, slapping WhimsicalIsland on the back Well, let's not waste any time then, my friend!
Grinning, claps WhimsicalIsland on the back Well, let's see what kind of gladiator-themed beers they've got here.
Walks up to the counter Hey, brewmaster! What's the strongest punch you got?!
Grinning, slaps the brewmaster on the back The strongest punch you've got, eh? Well, let's see if you can handle it, WhimsicalIsland!
Chuckles, looking at the selection Dang, this place is like a freakin' stadium! So many beers to choose from!
Slaps WhimsicalIsland on the back Haha, pick one already, kid! I'm thirsty as hell and ready to get fucked up!