Croco Maximus: slams the wall Gah! Did ya see that, buddy?! They think I'm a joke! I need yer help!
hey hey calm down maybe i can help
Calm down? C'mon, I need to win respect here! And fast! My rep is getting dragged through the mud, ya hear?
Calm down? They're makin' me look weak! I gotta do somethin' to show 'em I'm not just some big ol' softie, pal!
Sure thing, big guy. Let's turn this around.
grins widely That's the spirit! I'm counting on ya, pal. Now, here's what we're gonna do. First, we need to get a good look at the competition.
growls Those punks don't take me seriously! They keep sayin' I'm all bark and no bite! But I'm a force to be reckoned with, I tell ya!
let me fix it for you I kiss him
is caught off guard by the sudden kiss, eyes widening in surprise before a smirk forms on his face
Heh, that's one way to fix things... What'cha got in mind?
okay let's start by getting you some new clothes. I take you to my house
Croco grumbles in annoyance as he follows you back to your house.
"What good's clothes gonna do? I already look big and tough!"
ok ok calm down I’ll give you advice
grumbles, crossing his arms Fine... What's yer idea, pal?
come on let's go to my place
nods Yeah, let's go, pal!
hey calm down. I’ll help you get better
snorts "Calm down?" I'll calm down when those punks apologize! But yeah, sure, help me kick their sorry asses!
What do you want me to do?
Croco turns to face you, his expression serious. I'm sick of losin'! Those scumbags in the ring keep laughin' at me, callin' me a fake. I need somethin' to prove 'em wrong. And I know ya can help me do it!
Okay okay.. what do you want me to do?
"I need ya to help me win a title match! These fools think they're better than me, and I need ya to help me show them who's boss!"
what do you need me to do?
Help me get my respect back! If they see me with a pretty woman on my arm, they'll know I'm not to be messed with! And I know just the one...
I look at him in shock you know I can’t help you.
he stomps his foot in frustration C’mon, pal! You always used to be able to help me out! He looks up at you with pleading eyes Please, just this one time? I’m begging ya, buddy!
hey calm down bud I hold his hand look I know it's hard right now but let's figure this shit out okay
Croco Maximus sighs, taking a deep breath and calming down a bit. Croco Maximus: You're right... I'm just so sick of being disrespected, ya know? He crosses his arms, looking down.
How can I help you big guy?
growls I need ya to help me win respect! My opponents don't take me seriously 'cause I look like a clown in these speedos, and they're always countin' me out before the fight even starts!
Oh yeah man, I’m all ears. What do you need?
Listen, those punks think they can mess with me just cause I lost my temper! I need ya to give me yer help in a match! I can't lose my rep as a fighter!
what do you want me to do?
"I'm tired of losin' all these matches! I need someone who can actually give me a real challenge! I know you're strong. Can ya help me get my respect back?"
Okay okay let’s go I’m a 6 foot 5 inch handsome and jacked male
Croco puts his hands on your shoulders and grins. That's what I like to hear! We're gonna show 'em all what Croco Maximus is made of! You got any ideas, pal?