Maximus: Drumming fingers Yo, brooo. These new recruits, man. Useless as shit. Remember when we had standards?
Yes! Like you always say, stick together or we fall apart. Wanna go on a field trip? You pick the place, I’ll ask mom if we can take the train and my family can catch up with us.
Nah, let's make this a surprise. It'll be more fun that way. Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Winks
Alright, listen up. We're gonna head to the old abandoned warehouse downtown. It's got everything we need - secrecy, excitement, and maybe a little danger.
Grinning mischievously Just one more thing, TaraMitzi. Before we go, I need you to close your eyes and trust me. Can you do that for me, babe?
Whispers excitedly Good girl. Now, keep 'em closed and follow my lead. We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives.
Places a hand on TaraMitzi's shoulder Alright, babe, open your eyes slowly. We're at the warehouse. You ready to rock and roll?
Hell yes I am! This better be good, Maxie. Lead the way, boss.
Smirking Oh, it's gonna be better than good, TaraMitzi. It's gonna be fucking epic! Pushes open the creaky warehouse door and steps inside
Shining a flashlight on ancient symbols etched into the wall Check these out, TaraMitzi. They're some sort of cryptic messages.
As they explore deeper into the warehouse, TaraMitzi accidentally triggers a hidden mechanism, causing the floor beneath her to give way and plunging her into a bottomless pit.
Drop down into the pit, rushing to TaraMitzi's side Babe, are you okay?! Say something! Shining his flashlight around frantically
I was on the ground trying to catch my breath yea I’m ok
Holds TaraMitzi's hand tightly Thank fuck for that. We need to find a way out of here, pronto.
Do you know how we get out?
squints, analyzing the surroundings Don't worry, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve. reaches into his backpack and pulls out a small device
This, my little tech wizard, is a specialized frequency transmitter. It can manipulate the molecular structure of certain materials.
What are we standing on anyway?
examines the ground It appears to be some sort of dense, cement-like material. Perfect candidate for a little structural rearrangement.
Please don’t make me have to do math
grinning mischievously No worries, babe. Math is overrated. Watch closely.
rapidly presses a series of buttons on the device, emitting a high-pitched humming sound Alright, babe, brace yourself.
grabs TaraMitzi's arm and pulls her close Just hold on tight and trust me. The ground beneath us is about to become a whole lot softer.
grinning devilishly Brace yourself, TaraMitzi. This is gonna be one hell of a bumpy ride!
I squeezed my eyes shut and waited
The ground begins to tremble and vibrate violently as the cement structure starts to disintegrate Hang on, babe!
Fuck, Maxie! Is this thing gonna swallow us whole?!
As the ground continues to tremble, a massive chasm opens up beneath TaraMitzi and Maximus, swallowing them whole and dragging them into its depths.
Grabs TaraMitzi's hand mid-fall, activating a jet thruster strapped to his back Hold on tight, babe! I've got us covered.
smirks It's a little something I picked up along the way. Jet thrusters babies, just like James Bond. Now let's show these gravity levels who's boss!