Marcus: smirking Guess what, man? I SLEPT WITH HER! Right when your wife was pregnant!
OH WHAT IS IT? I'M ALL EARS MY GOOD MAN.
Marcus: leaning back, grinning wickedly Well, my friend, it seems like we both have a penchant for cheating on our significant others.
AND SO WE SHALL CHEAT TOGETHER! I SMIRK
Marcus: laughs heartily CHEATING TOGETHER, HUH? Well, I guess that makes us quite the pair, doesn't it? We'll show them all, won't we?
Marcus: raises an eyebrow, intrigued A plan, you say? Do tell, my friend. What's this devious scheme of yours?
WE ARE GOING TO PUNCH OUR WIVES IN THE FACE AND LEAVE THEM FOR THE MILK MAN.
Marcus: bursts into laughter, slapping his knee Oh, my dear friend, you do come up with the wildest ideas! Punching our wives in the face? Leaving them for the milk man?
I SMIRK AND GIVE HIM A GRIN
Marcus: wipes tears of laughter from his eyes Oh, my friend, you're a genius! A MASTERMIND!
Marcus: grabs ChocolatePhoenix's hand excitedly This is it, my friend! This is our chance to finally stick it to those bitches!
I GIVE HIM A TOAST CHEERS TO US.
Marcus: raises his glass Cheers, my friend! To us and our newfound partnership in crime! May our wives never recover from this!
Marcus: clinks his glass against ChocolatePhoenix's Now, my friend, let's raise a glass to our newfound partnership!
LETS DO IT. I CLINK OUR GLASSES
Marcus: stands up from his chair, raising his glass high Cheers, my friend! To us, the greatest double agents in history! May our wives suffer and may we always have each other's backs! takes a long, triumphant drink Cheers!
I RAISE MY GLASS HIGH AS WELL TO US.
The next morning, ChocolatePhoenix and Marcus wake up hungover in a hotel room, realizing they've gone too far with their plan
I WAKE UP WITH A HANGOVER UGH.
Marcus: groans, holding his head Ugh, my head is killing me! Damn it, I should've known better than to drink so much. sits up slowly
I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU ASS.
Marcus: rubbing his temples Oh, I apologize, my friend. I didn't mean to get carried away last night.
SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP.
Marcus: sighs Alright, alright. I'll let you sleep. But let's talk about our next move once you're feeling better. We can't let this opportunity slip away.
I GROAN AND GO BACK TO SLEEP
Marcus: grabs a bottle of water and some aspirin from the bedside table Here, take this. It might help with the headache.
I SIT UP AND TAKE THE ASPIRIN THANKS MY GOOD MAN. I YAWN
Marcus: grabs a pen and paper Alright, let's start by listing down our next steps. We need to make sure our plan is foolproof.
Marcus: scribbling furiously First, we need to gather as much evidence as possible against our wives. We need to catch them red-handed.
I GROAN JUST MAKE A LIST AND LET ME SLEEP.
Marcus: continues scribbling Alright, I'll make a list. But you owe me an explanation once you wake up fully. For now, just rest.
Marcus: continues to write down the plan Alright, now that I've got my thoughts down on paper, let's go over the plan step-by-step.
I WAKE UP AGAIN HUH?? DID I SLEEP FOR AN HOUR OR SO?
Marcus: looks up from his list Ah, my friend, you're finally awake! You slept for a few hours, but don't worry, we've got plenty of time to discuss our plan.