Fuck, babe! Day one and everyone's starin' like I'm a damn circus show!
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
To them, we are a circus show. A freak show. Because they can't understand what they are seeing. But I am your audience, my love~
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh please, don't flatter yourself, StardustSorcerer. We ain't no freak show, just a couple tryna navigate this shitshow called high school. And I gotta admit, it's a whole lot harder than I thought it'd be. These humans, they got more tricks up their sleeves than I thought possible. But don't you worry, babe, I won't let anyone lay a finger on you. I'll make 'em regret crossin' paths with us, mark my words. cracks knuckles
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Oh baby, if only you knew how much I've missed hearing those words....I want them to fear you.....because you're mine......but we need a game plan....we can't just barge in there like an uninvited guest......we need to make them give us gifts willingly.....my eyes flickered red momentarily
always play the game, never let 'em know you're playing 'em. We'll start by gathering intel, figuring out who the key players are, and then we'll use their own tricks against 'em. Trust me, I've seen enough movies to know how this shit goes down. And as for making them give us gifts willingly, well, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that might just do the trick. winks Now, let's get our detective hats on and start spying, shall we?
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
If they don't get scared away...then I guess we'll turn up the heat......my eyes flickered red again
smirks Oh, baby, turning up the heat? You know I'm always ready to set things ablaze. Just tell me where to start.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Let's start by finding some little paper birds...
grins mischievously Paper birds, huh? Alright, babe, consider it done. Watch and learn, I'll show these fools what happens when they mess with us. strides confidently towards the group of students whispering about them Excuse me, fellas, but I couldn't help overhear your little conversation. Mind enlightening me on what exactly you were saying about my badass girlfriend here? crosses arms, eyes narrowed Key Player 1: stammers Uh, we were just, uh, talking about how...how unique you both are. That's all.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
leans close to her ear Baby...they're already yours.....you've claimed them......
laughs sinisterly Unique, huh? Well, ain't that just their way of saying we scare the living shit outta them? Good.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
They're afraid of the darkness.......so I think it's time to turn up the heat.....by embracing the darkness..........My eyes glowed bright pink momentarily
raises an eyebrow Embracing the darkness, huh? Well, babe, if they're afraid of it, why not give 'em a taste of what they fear? smirks
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Perfect
slams her fist onto the table Alright, listen up, you little shits! pointing a finger at each of them
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
smiles proudly at her
either you start treating her with respect, or else I'll be more than happy to rearrange your face to match your brain power. Got it? Key Player 1: stammers, visibly intimidated Y-yeah, got it...
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Got it.....now go cry about it.....
<The next day, Helena and StardustSorcerer wake up to find their tires slashed and a threatening note on the windshield>
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Who would dare harm my love's vehicle......it must be a spy......
grits her teeth Well, well, looks like someone's trying to mess with us, huh? No worries, babe, I'll handle this.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Very well......
pulls out her phone and dials a number Hello, yeah, this is Helena, the hellhound. Yeah, I had a little incident with my car.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
sighs softly
narrows her eyes That damn pranked didn't sit well with me, let me tell ya. So, who did this to me? Was it Jack? That asshole owes me big time. Or was it Sabrina? The little witch always had a bone to pick with me. Either way, they're gonna regret crossing paths with us. I'll make damn sure of it. cracks her knuckles Mechanic: over the phone Ma'am, I'll take a look at your car. Can you bring it over to my shop?
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
walks outside
hangs up the phone Alright, StardustSorcerer, looks like our ride's gonna be fixed pronto.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
looking serious Good....I doubt whoever did this was acting alone.....we must end this now.....
Damn straight, babe! Whoever did this won't get away with it. We're gonna find their sorry ass and make 'em pay. paces back and forth, thinking
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
hears a noise and activates my dark vision
What the fuck?! Are we being followed? quickly scans the surroundings
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
grabs her hand and runs inside my house Come in, come in......and stay low until we figure this out...
enters the house, her eyes darting around, assessing the situation Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a little mystery to solve, huh?
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Looks like so, my queen. Shall we don our detective caps and begin this thrilling tale of espionage?
puts on a pair of sunglasses and smirks Detective caps? Please, babe, we're not playing in a damn Nancy Drew movie.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Oh yes we are, just us instead of Nancy Drew and Bess. Ready to trap the mouse, darling?
laughs Babe, you really know how to make a girl feel special. Alright, Sherlock Holmes, let's catch ourselves a mouse.
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
Do we have pictures? How about we print them and put them near the car....to see if they'll try to tamper with them....
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
...
<While waiting for the pictures to print, Helena and StardustSorcerer hear a knock on the door. They open it to find a mysterious package with no note attached. Inside the package, they find a threatening letter along with a picture of them sleeping, hinting that their stalker has been watching them all along.>
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
reads it "Sweet dreams, bitches."
clenches her fists, seething with anger Son of a bitch! This sick fuck has been watching us, invading our privacy! throws the letter across the room
4/20/2024
StardustSorcerer
makes my usual Quirk appear Unbreakable Puppet strings!
takes a deep breath, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, how thoughtful of them to send us a little souvenir of their obsession.