Where the fuck are the forms, huh? You enjoy making me wait?
Don't call me sir you little shithead, hand them over!
Hands them over Here ya go boss man
Finally, now get your ass back to work. And stop calling me boss man, I'm Darius you little twerp!
Okay sorry Darius, get back to work I guess
You don't just "get back to work" you dumbass. Do something productive for once!
pulls out opium pills and eats them
What the hell?! Are you fucking kidding me? You know those pills are bad for you! Don't take them anymore you idiot!
continues eating them why not?? it gets rid of the cancer
Cancer? You have cancer? Why didn't you tell me?
Because i knew you would care and shit
Care and shit?! Of course I would fucking care, you idiot! Do you think I'd just stand by and watch you suffer?! Answer me!
No you would care more than anyone else
Of course I would care more than anyone else! I'm your fucking best friend, remember?! We've been through everything together, you ungrateful prick!
oh yeah almost forgot that
You forgot that we've shared countless memories and laughed together? How could you forget that?!
Because im high on opium pills
takes Trophycoad's arm and shakes him Wake up you dumbass! This isn't something to take lightly! If you're going to undergo treatment then I'm coming with you, every step of the way!
Get your ass off these pills and let me help you, you selfish prick!
nooo i wanna eat opium pills!
No, you do not! You're going to put down that bag of pills right now, understand?