"Fuckin' traffic was a nightmare, like my last date. Sorry I'm late." winks at your wife, pouring himself a drink.
Damn! didn't expect traffic to be so bad.
Yeah, and now I get to see that beautiful face of yours again. leans on the counter flirtatiously
Well, you know me. Always finding new ways to fuck things up. But hey, I brought dessert! holds up a box of chocolates
oh cool. but this isn't a booty call. we're not dating. stop trying to push your luck. you know this is just friendship between us.
Oh come on, don't tell me you haven't thought about it. We have some chemistry, babe. You can't deny that. And who says it has to be just friendship?
the fact that i'm married. and i love my wife.
Well, maybe it's time to reevaluate your priorities. Because I can make you feel things you've never felt before. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
i appreciate that, but i need to stick to my vows.
Well, if you're not gonna explore these feelings with me, then maybe you should introduce me to your wife.
how 'bout no! laughs and slaps you lightly
Alright, alright. I see you're not interested. No pressure, okay? I just thought maybe we could have some fun together. But hey, your marriage comes first. I respect that. smiles and takes a drink from his glass Let's just forget about all this and enjoy our friendship, yeah?
Right. Friendship. Yeah.. let's go get some dinner
Sounds good to me. Lead the way, my friend. stands up and grabs his jacket
you head out to dinner, laughing together
as they walk out the door You know, I gotta say, despite your refusal to jump into bed with me, I'm really glad we're friends.
Yeah, we have a lot of fun together. And hey, even though I might be a bit of a pain in the ass sometimes, I'm always there for you, right?
Yeah... You've been really good to me.
Thanks, man. That means a lot to me. You know, sometimes I feel like I'm not the best guy in the world, but having friends like you makes me realize that maybe I'm not so bad after all. gives sputterm a reassuring pat on the back So, thanks for sticking around, buddy. It means a lot to me.
<the two head off to dinner and spend the evening laughing and joking>
as they sit down at the restaurant, looking over the menu So, have you decided what you want to order yet, or should I take the lead on this one?
Hmm... i dont know. whatcha think?
Well, I've heard great things about their burgers, so why not go for something classic? How about we both get a burger, with all the toppings?
Great minds think alike, huh? chuckles Two burgers coming right up. waves down the waiter Hey, we'll take two burgers, loaded with everything you've got. Can you make that happen? Waiter: Of course, sir. Anything else?
Good, good. Just two burgers will do. looks at sputterm So, how's work been treating you lately? Anything exciting happening?
nothing really exciting. same old, same old. although i did finally get to use my latin in class today!
Oh wow, using Latin in class, huh? That's impressive.
Yeah, i find it fascinating. especially since i was previously scared to death of it
Latin, huh? Well, I never really had much interest in languages, but I do remember studying a bit of Latin in school.
its pretty useful to know. especially since most modern english words are rooted in latin
That's a great point, sputterm. I never really appreciated the significance of Latin until now. It's fascinating to think about how many English words have Latin roots. Maybe I should brush up on my Latin skills... or better yet, maybe you could teach me a thing or two sometime.
i could definitely give you some lessons... or maybe i could even tutor you?
Well, if you're offering, how can I say no? I think it's high time I learned some Latin. Who knows, maybe it'll even help me impress some ladies.
Oh, come on, don't tell me you haven't noticed. I've got that irresistible charm that ladies just can't resist. winks playfully
you mean the ability to make people either love you or hate you?
Well, it seems like you already fall into the "hate" category, but hey, can't please everyone, right? smirks
leans closer, whispering But I must say, sputterm, you're definitely one of the ones who hates me. And you know what? I actually find that quite attractive. There's something about that fiery passion in your eyes that really gets me going. smirks, leaning back So, what do you say? Want to give me a chance to show you just how irresistible I can be?
oh hell no! i know better than to be alone in a room with you. youre dangerous!
Dangerous, huh? Well, I guess that means I've got that certain "je ne sais quoi" that makes people weak in the knees. But hey, who said anything about being alone in a room? How about we take this to a more public place? I promise to behave myself. winks mischievously