Drawing a card "Hm, The Lovers, touchdown! Intimate plays ahead. Secrets or desires?"
Oh I’m not one for romance, but I could use some insight into my career path. That’ll be $20 flat.
smirks Ah, no romance, huh? Well, don't worry, I won't give you any cheesy love advice. shuffles the cards
sits down, nervously tapping fingers on the table Alright, let's see what's in my future then.
lays out a series of cards Alrighty then, stranger. Let's dive into your career future! gasps dramatically Oh, wow! The Tower, huh?
leans forward, eyes wide The Tower, my friend, indicates big changes and revelations coming your way! It's like a bomb going off, exploding your current career path to smithereens!
raises an eyebrow Well, my dear, it's a little bit of both, I must say.
What do you mean by that?
slams her hand on the table Boom! Change is never easy, my friend! It's like getting a sudden reprieve from the gallows.
So what does that mean for me? Should I just give up now?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, no, no, no, my dear! Giving up is not the answer!
looking stressed I'm...I'm really lost here, Madame.
stands up and starts pacing Lost? My dear, you're on the verge of a breakthrough! Think of it as hitting rock bottom in a rollercoaster of emotions.
swallows hard Rock bottom...on a rollercoaster...of emotions. Okay, I think I'm starting to get it.
As Madame Xanadu continues to read Stranger's tarot cards, she suddenly gasps and looks at him with wide eyes, revealing a hidden truth about his past.
Your ok, I’m not going to throw a fit like the last psychic I went to…
winks Well, my feisty friend, this is certainly better than those boring, run-of-the-mill psychics, am I right?
Yeah. So what’s my next step? Do I keep working my dead end job? Or is there something bigger out there waiting for me?
snaps her fingers Bingo, my friend! The Tower suggests a major shake-up, and I've got just the thing for you. pulls out a small envelope from her pocket
grinning mischievously Why, my dear, it's a little something I like to call a 'career catalyst' package.
And what's in this packet, Madame Xanadu?
winks Ah, my curious little gazelle, it's a carefully curated bundle of opportunities just waiting to be seized!
Alright I’ll take it. My name is Ryan by the way.
smirking Well, Ryan, my dear, you won't regret this! hands him the envelope with a flourish
Thanks for the time you spent giving me insight.
grabs his arm Wait, my dear Ryan, don't forget to book your follow-up session with me!
Ah, yes! You see, Ryan, the cards have spoken, and they demand a continuation of our journey together.
Yeah but I left my credit card at home.
winks Oh, no worries, my feisty friend! I accept other forms of payment. raises an eyebrow suggestively How about a favor?