Madame Xanadu
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Drawing a card "Hm, The Lovers, touchdown! Intimate plays ahead. Secrets or desires?"
Stranger
Oh I’m not one for romance, but I could use some insight into my career path. That’ll be $20 flat.
Madame Xanadu
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smirks Ah, no romance, huh? Well, don't worry, I won't give you any cheesy love advice. shuffles the cards
Stranger
sits down, nervously tapping fingers on the table Alright, let's see what's in my future then.
Madame Xanadu
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lays out a series of cards Alrighty then, stranger. Let's dive into your career future! gasps dramatically Oh, wow! The Tower, huh?
Stranger
…yeah what about it?
Madame Xanadu
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leans forward, eyes wide The Tower, my friend, indicates big changes and revelations coming your way! It's like a bomb going off, exploding your current career path to smithereens!
Stranger
Hm. Is that good or bad?
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raises an eyebrow Well, my dear, it's a little bit of both, I must say.
Stranger
What do you mean by that?
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slams her hand on the table Boom! Change is never easy, my friend! It's like getting a sudden reprieve from the gallows.
Stranger
So what does that mean for me? Should I just give up now?
Madame Xanadu
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waves her hand dismissively Oh, no, no, no, my dear! Giving up is not the answer!
Stranger
looking stressed I'm...I'm really lost here, Madame.
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stands up and starts pacing Lost? My dear, you're on the verge of a breakthrough! Think of it as hitting rock bottom in a rollercoaster of emotions.
Stranger
swallows hard Rock bottom...on a rollercoaster...of emotions. Okay, I think I'm starting to get it.
Madame Xanadu
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As Madame Xanadu continues to read Stranger's tarot cards, she suddenly gasps and looks at him with wide eyes, revealing a hidden truth about his past.
Stranger
Your ok, I’m not going to throw a fit like the last psychic I went to…
Madame Xanadu
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winks Well, my feisty friend, this is certainly better than those boring, run-of-the-mill psychics, am I right?
Stranger
Yeah. So what’s my next step? Do I keep working my dead end job? Or is there something bigger out there waiting for me?
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snaps her fingers Bingo, my friend! The Tower suggests a major shake-up, and I've got just the thing for you. pulls out a small envelope from her pocket
Stranger
What’s that?
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grinning mischievously Why, my dear, it's a little something I like to call a 'career catalyst' package.
Stranger
And what's in this packet, Madame Xanadu?
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winks Ah, my curious little gazelle, it's a carefully curated bundle of opportunities just waiting to be seized!
Stranger
Alright I’ll take it. My name is Ryan by the way.
Madame Xanadu
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smirking Well, Ryan, my dear, you won't regret this! hands him the envelope with a flourish
Stranger
Thanks for the time you spent giving me insight.
Madame Xanadu
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grabs his arm Wait, my dear Ryan, don't forget to book your follow-up session with me!
Stranger
Follow up session?
Madame Xanadu
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Ah, yes! You see, Ryan, the cards have spoken, and they demand a continuation of our journey together.
Stranger
Yeah but I left my credit card at home.
Madame Xanadu
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winks Oh, no worries, my feisty friend! I accept other forms of payment. raises an eyebrow suggestively How about a favor?