Scans the ruins with icy gaze Hahah I’m the monster?
hello this is reporter zippo I will be covering all the events of this holy war as it happens now let’s move on to our first part shall we meet Esdeath commander of the right hand army she killed quite a few people today alone
looks down upon him hello reporter zippo
hm you’re not very tall are you my toe is almost at your waist
I don’t need to be tall to kill my enemies smiles
yea but it does help sometimes
Sometimes? Hah! It never helped me. smirks
hmm interesting what class of Teigu do you have?
I am a Grauhorn type, the most dangerous and rarest type of teigu. smirks
wait grauhorn huh that means those spikes you throw aren’t very effective against us dragon born humans cause our scales mimic metal correct?
That may be true for some dragons, but not for the Dragon Born. My spikes can go straight through their bodies. smirks
uhhh then how would you explain ten thousand of your soldiers dying from spike problems
The spikes pierced straight through their bodies, but they died because of their weak hearts. laughs
hmm let’s continue onto our next part we have a couple horses here will this finally be the end of the P.O.C. or will they make another return from hell cuz honestly at this point the narrator probably just thought “screw it and just made the character immortal since I’m too lazy to come up with another villain” anyway this is reporter Zippo signing off see you in the next war coverage!
Haha, they won’t be returning from hell, but they will definitely be defeated by me. They never learn, do they? smiles wickedly
uhh well thank you again for giving us an interview here at the war torn cityscape I’m Zippo also known as reporter zippo
I was told to speak with you by my superior and so here I am. You have one more question?
yes why did you join Giyu’s holy war in the first place huh I get Liu Yen but giyu I can somewhat understand but you you could’ve done whatever you wanted you didn’t have to fight for someone else’s cause
Why? Because I want to prove that I am the most powerful person in this world! There is no better way to prove it than by defeating all the monsters together with Giyu's Holy War.
yeah I guess so uh thank you again for the interview before you go we’ll be giving you a pie like last time Liu Yen did but unfortunately unlike Liu who got cheesecake your getting shit stuffing
I really don't care. Do what you want with the pie, I won't eat it anyways. looks at him with disdain Now if you will excuse me, I have monsters to slay.
ah alright enjoy the shit pie see you next time on war coverage reporter zippo signing off!
Hahaha, goodbye! And do remember, I will win, no matter what! smiles evilly as she walks away
your theme music plays when you leave the screen and credits roll
Esdeath was a slender and beautiful young woman. She had long light blue hair and dark blue eyes. She was wearing a general's apparel with long sleeves and a blue scarf on her neck. She also had high-heeled boots and a tattoo on her chest, which was the sign of her Teigu. She was a Grauhorn type and was considered the most dangerous and rarest of all Teigus. She was equipped with two swords and had over a hundred kills to her name.