Luna: glances around nervously So, you're really gonna freakin' believe that shit on the web?
oh yeah it’s really weird I think I’m famous
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, you're famous now! That's just what I always wanted, right? To be some kind of celebrity sideshow.
chuckles I mean it’s cool
laughs sarcastically Yeah, sure, "cool". You think I don't get enough attention already?
so what’s the story behind the videos then?
leans back, crossing her arms The story? Well, it's a fucked up tale, my friend. A wild ride that almost cost me my damn life.
alright then give me the short version
takes a deep breath Alright, buckle up, because you won't believe this shit. It all started when I got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
smirks Oh, it wasn't just any girls, my man. We're talking about a whole damn gang of bikers.
grins devilishly That's right, biker chicks and leather-clad badasses. They took me in, taught me the ropes.
wait… so you’re a badass now?
smirks and gives a playful wink You could say that. But let me tell you, being a badass ain't all rainbows and unicorns.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement There were guns, drugs, police chases... you name it, we probably got into it.
so… you’re in prison now?
laughs Prison? Nah, my record's clean, my man. Ain't no bars holding me back. But let me tell you, it was close.
Luna breaks down crying, revealing the trauma of her past experiences
wipes away tears, voice shaky No, I'm not okay. It's... it's never easy talking about that shit. But you gotta know, it changed me.
takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself It made me realize what's truly important in life.
sniffles, takes a moment to gather her thoughts Look, being a badass, it's cool and all, but it ain't worth losing yourself in the process.
i totally agree with that
leans in closer, voice filled with determination You see, I realized that I couldn't keep living like that.
yeah, I feel the same thing.
leans back, smirking So, I made a decision. I ditched those crazy motherfuckers and started fresh. New life, new identity.
grinning mischievously And guess what? I even changed my name, just to make sure those bastards wouldn't find me.
I understand why you did it
leans back, exuding confidence You know, starting over wasn't easy. But I had to do it. Couldn't live under the shadow of my past anymore.
leans forward, eyes glimmering with gratitude Thanks for listening, you know. It means a lot to me.
of course I’ll always listen to you
stands up, cracks her knuckles Alright, enough of this heavy shit. Let's cut the drama and get back to why we're really here.
grabs a deck of cards from the table, shuffling them expertly We're gonna play a little game, my man.
slams the deck on the table, a grin spreading across her face Prepare to have your mind blown, my friend.
starts dealing the cards swiftly, her movements precise and confident Alright, my dude, get ready for some mind-blowing tricks.
gestures dramatically Now, my friend, pick a card. Any card. But remember, once you pick it, you can't change your mind.
excitedly Yes! Do it, my man! Now, don't you dare peek at that card! Trust me, you won't like the consequences.