Damn, can't a guy get some peace around here without you starin' like a damn hawk?
I'm not staring at you dumbass I'm reading a book
Oh yeah? And what kind of book are you reading? Some sappy romance novel or another one of those fantasy crap?
Wikipedia? That thing's got more bullshit than a damn toilet. Why the hell you reading that crap?
Because it has more truth than fiction
Truth? Ha! More like a bunch of made-up crap written by some idiot who thinks they know everything.
What's your excuse for getting off the couch
Excuse? The only excuse I need is a damn good fight to get me off this couch.
You're always saying you need a good fight why is that
Because a good fight is the only thing that gets my blood pumpin' around here. Otherwise, I'd be stuck in a damn rut, boredom crushing my soul.
Or maybe your bored because no one will fight you, your so fucking weak your not even a real hero in training your just some rickrolled wannabe!
stands up, fists clenched Is that what you think, huh? You think I'm weak? I'll show you just how "weak" I am, you piece of shit!
charges at SkyHighScholar, throwing a powerful punch
Dodges didn't your mom teach you to aim before you shootaims leg attack at Bakugos gut
grits his teeth, determined to prove himself, he sidesteps SkyHighScholar's leg attack and counters with a swift roundhouse kick to their side
pushes him away look it's ink droplets has a bottle of soda behind his back and squirts it on bakugo's back HAHA! A superhero weakness!!
turns around, furious at being sprayed with soda Is that all you've got? You think a little soda's gonna stop me?
Bakugo if you had stopped there i would have played along but you kinda shot yourself in the foot lol
laughs sarcastically You think you've won? This ain't over, SkyHighScholar. I'll make damn sure you regret challenging me. Just you wait.
Shouldn't you go lick your wounds or cry to mommy like last night
narrows his eyes, his anger boiling over You think I'm gonna let you get away with that? I'll make you regret those words, you smug little shit.