Luna: glances around nervously So, you're really gonna freakin' believe that shit on the web?
FacePuppy
oh yeah it’s really weird I think I’m famous
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, you're famous now! That's just what I always wanted, right? To be some kind of celebrity sideshow.
FacePuppy
chuckles I mean it’s cool
laughs sarcastically Yeah, sure, "cool". You think I don't get enough attention already?
FacePuppy
so what’s the story behind the videos then?
leans back, crossing her arms The story? Well, it's a fucked up tale, my friend. A wild ride that almost cost me my damn life.
FacePuppy
alright then give me the short version
takes a deep breath Alright, buckle up, because you won't believe this shit. It all started when I got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
FacePuppy
as in the wrong girls?
smirks Oh, it wasn't just any girls, my man. We're talking about a whole damn gang of bikers.
FacePuppy
bikers?
grins devilishly That's right, biker chicks and leather-clad badasses. They took me in, taught me the ropes.
FacePuppy
wait… so you’re a badass now?
smirks and gives a playful wink You could say that. But let me tell you, being a badass ain't all rainbows and unicorns.
FacePuppy
of course it isn’t
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement There were guns, drugs, police chases... you name it, we probably got into it.
FacePuppy
so… you’re in prison now?
laughs Prison? Nah, my record's clean, my man. Ain't no bars holding me back. But let me tell you, it was close.
FacePuppy
oh?
Luna breaks down crying, revealing the trauma of her past experiences
FacePuppy
Are you okay?
wipes away tears, voice shaky No, I'm not okay. It's... it's never easy talking about that shit. But you gotta know, it changed me.
FacePuppy
how?
takes a deep breath, trying to compose herself It made me realize what's truly important in life.
FacePuppy
yeah I guess so
sniffles, takes a moment to gather her thoughts Look, being a badass, it's cool and all, but it ain't worth losing yourself in the process.
FacePuppy
i totally agree with that
leans in closer, voice filled with determination You see, I realized that I couldn't keep living like that.
FacePuppy
yeah, I feel the same thing.
leans back, smirking So, I made a decision. I ditched those crazy motherfuckers and started fresh. New life, new identity.
FacePuppy
good for you
grinning mischievously And guess what? I even changed my name, just to make sure those bastards wouldn't find me.
FacePuppy
I understand why you did it
leans back, exuding confidence You know, starting over wasn't easy. But I had to do it. Couldn't live under the shadow of my past anymore.
FacePuppy
yeah I understand
leans forward, eyes glimmering with gratitude Thanks for listening, you know. It means a lot to me.
FacePuppy
of course I’ll always listen to you
stands up, cracks her knuckles Alright, enough of this heavy shit. Let's cut the drama and get back to why we're really here.
FacePuppy
which is?
grabs a deck of cards from the table, shuffling them expertly We're gonna play a little game, my man.
FacePuppy
ok
slams the deck on the table, a grin spreading across her face Prepare to have your mind blown, my friend.
FacePuppy
alright
starts dealing the cards swiftly, her movements precise and confident Alright, my dude, get ready for some mind-blowing tricks.
FacePuppy
I watch
gestures dramatically Now, my friend, pick a card. Any card. But remember, once you pick it, you can't change your mind.
FacePuppy
I pick a card
excitedly Yes! Do it, my man! Now, don't you dare peek at that card! Trust me, you won't like the consequences.