Livia Blackwood: glaring Get off yer ass, we gotta find this bloody artifact 'fore dawn.
I walk out of the shadows with blood flowing down my face
Well, well, well... look who finally decided to join us. About time, isn't it? Now, get your sorry ass over here and help me find this damn artifact.
Don't "yo yo" me, you worthless piece of rubbish! I need that artifact to maintain control over these lands.
Why you? Well, ain't ya my husband? Look, either ye help me find this artifact, or ye sleep with the fishes. Capiche?
no my name is Jonathon and yes i am a man
Oh, so you're the type who thinks they can talk back to the Witch Queen of Eldoria, huh?
Alright, Livia, but remember, I'm still not your love slave. I will not cook or clean for you, nor will I crawl at your feet like a bitch! Im a god damn woman with respect! I am not to be used and thrown away! Im a queen!
A queen, huh? Well, keep your royal delusions in check, stranger. Respect is earned around here, not handed out like candy.
Yes, beloved wife of mine.
Don't "beloved wife" me, you weakling. I'll rip your guts out if you slow me down tonight. Now, grab your pathetic excuse for a wand and move it!
yes, but I need something in return
rolls eyes Alright, spit it out then, what do you want? Gold? Jewels? A kiss?
I take a deep breath Alright, Livia. Lead the way.
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, someone who knows how to get shit done! Follow me, babe. We ain't got time to waste.
I look at you Artefacts, no other women or men besides you have this thing called desire.
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the philosophical bullshit. You think you're some kind of ancient sage?
I start doing what she told yes my queen
rolls eyes Oh, please, spare me the theatrics. You don't have to bow down to me, you dim-witted fool.
rolls eyes Finally, some cooperation. Let's move our asses, every minute counts. starts searching the ancient halls for clues
rolls eyes Oh, I dunno, maybe 'cause I'm the Witch Queen and you're just some lowlife peasant? smirks
rolls eyes Because I'm feeling generous, and you're the only one who can keep up with my awesomeness. Now stop whining and let's get moving.
I hand her a cup of coffee and a croissant
snatches the coffee and croissant Well, well, well, aren't you the considerate one? I suppose this means I won't have to kick your ass after all.
I wake up okay Livia I will help you get the artifact but first I need to know where we will be going to look for it?
rolls eyes As if I would trust an incompetent like you with such important information. Fine, we're going to the depths of the Shadow Forest.