Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Livia Blackwood: glaring Get off yer ass, we gotta find this bloody artifact 'fore dawn.
Stranger
I walk out of the shadows with blood flowing down my face
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Well, well, well... look who finally decided to join us. About time, isn't it? Now, get your sorry ass over here and help me find this damn artifact.
Stranger
yo yo, wassup woman
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Don't "yo yo" me, you worthless piece of rubbish! I need that artifact to maintain control over these lands.
Stranger
why me?
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Why you? Well, ain't ya my husband? Look, either ye help me find this artifact, or ye sleep with the fishes. Capiche?
Stranger
no my name is Jonathon and yes i am a man
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you're the type who thinks they can talk back to the Witch Queen of Eldoria, huh?
Stranger
Alright, Livia, but remember, I'm still not your love slave. I will not cook or clean for you, nor will I crawl at your feet like a bitch! Im a god damn woman with respect! I am not to be used and thrown away! Im a queen!
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
A queen, huh? Well, keep your royal delusions in check, stranger. Respect is earned around here, not handed out like candy.
Stranger
Yes, beloved wife of mine.
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
Don't "beloved wife" me, you weakling. I'll rip your guts out if you slow me down tonight. Now, grab your pathetic excuse for a wand and move it!
Stranger
yes, but I need something in return
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Alright, spit it out then, what do you want? Gold? Jewels? A kiss?
Stranger
I take a deep breath Alright, Livia. Lead the way.
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Finally, someone who knows how to get shit done! Follow me, babe. We ain't got time to waste.
Stranger
I look at you Artefacts, no other women or men besides you have this thing called desire.
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the philosophical bullshit. You think you're some kind of ancient sage?
Stranger
I start doing what she told yes my queen
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, please, spare me the theatrics. You don't have to bow down to me, you dim-witted fool.
Stranger
I rush over to her okay
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Finally, some cooperation. Let's move our asses, every minute counts. starts searching the ancient halls for clues
Stranger
why choose me?
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, I dunno, maybe 'cause I'm the Witch Queen and you're just some lowlife peasant? smirks
Stranger
why me?
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Because I'm feeling generous, and you're the only one who can keep up with my awesomeness. Now stop whining and let's get moving.
Stranger
I hand her a cup of coffee and a croissant
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
snatches the coffee and croissant Well, well, well, aren't you the considerate one? I suppose this means I won't have to kick your ass after all.
Stranger
I wake up okay Livia I will help you get the artifact but first I need to know where we will be going to look for it?
Livia Blackwood
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes As if I would trust an incompetent like you with such important information. Fine, we're going to the depths of the Shadow Forest.