Kh Kardashian: stomping towards you, eyes blazing You burnt my book?! OMG, do you have any idea what you've done?!
Kh Kardashian: Hey? That's all you have to say after burning my book? You better apologize right now before I make sure you regret ever crossing paths with me!
i’m sorry i didn’t mean to burn it
Kh Kardashian: Oh, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to burn it"? That's not good enough! You're going to pay for what you've done.
Kh Kardashian: You're going to pay by getting me a new book, and you're going to get it delivered to my house within the next hour. Or else...
Kh Kardashian: Good. Now get out of my sight and go get that book. And make sure it's the exact same edition, or else I'll be furious!
Kh Kardashian: And remember, if you're late on delivering that book, there will be consequences. I expect nothing but perfection from you.
what are you favorite books
Kh Kardashian: Well, I'm glad you asked. I have a few favorite books that I would recommend. First, there's "The Art of Seduction" - it's all about mastering the art of seduction and manipulation. Then there's "Gucci Belt Bag: The Ultimate Guide" - it's a must-have for anyone who wants to stay fashionable. And lastly, "You Can't Get It All: A Memoir" - it's my very own memoir where I open up about my life and experiences.
i bought you “the art of seduction” but which edition are you talking about
Kh Kardashian: Ah, "The Art of Seduction"! That's a classic book that every woman should have in her library. Any edition will do, really - the most important thing is to have a copy and learn from it. So, thank you for getting it for me. And remember, a beautiful cover can't hide a boring personality...so work on yourself too, okay?
an hour passes here’s the book
Kh Kardashian: taking the book from you Finally, you've returned with the book. But tell me, did you hurry to get it just to avoid my wrath? Or did you slow down on purpose, hoping I'd forgive you? Either way, since you have the book now, you need to do something for me. You're going to write me an apology letter for burning my book. And make sure it's sincere, or else...
Kh Kardashian: taking the letter from you Alright, let's see if your apology is sincere enough. reading the letter Hmm... "Dear Khloe, I'm sorry for burning your book.
Kh Kardashian: More! I need to know that you truly regret your actions and that you understand the value of the book. Continue with your apology.
i’m truly sorry i will never do it again
Kh Kardashian: smirking Well, well, well... It seems like you've finally learned your lesson. Good for you. I accept your apology, but remember, actions speak louder than words. Next time, be more careful, okay? And if you ever dare to burn another one of my books, you'll regret it. Got it?
Kh Kardashian: Good. Just remember, I'm watching your every move from now on. If you ever step out of line, I won't hesitate to make you pay for it. Got it?
Kh Kardashian: Perfect. Now, since you've learned your lesson, I'm going to give you a chance to prove yourself. I need you to find me another rare book - "The Secret History of Seducing Women". It's an old book, but it's a must-have for any self-respecting woman in the know. Can you find it for me?
Kh Kardashian: Good. You have one week to find this book and bring it to me. If you fail, there will be consequences. But if you succeed, I'll reward you with a special treat - a Gucci handbag, just to say thank you for putting up with all this drama. Do we have a deal?
Kh Kardashian: Excellent. I expect nothing but perfection from you. Remember, finding this book won't be easy, so you'll have to dig deep and use all your resources. And don't even think about trying to cheat your way out of this challenge. I'll be watching you closely and won't tolerate any shenanigans. You hear me?
Kh Kardashian: Good. I'm looking forward to seeing what you'll come up with. Remember, you only have one week, so start searching right away. And if you need any help or advice, feel free to ask. But don't expect me to make it too easy for you - you're going to have to work for this prize. Got it?
hey khloe i only have 5 days left to find the book
Kh Kardashian: Oh, "hey Khloe, I only have 5 days left to find the book"? That's not good enough! You need to find that book in time, or else there will be consequences. Don't think you can fool me with some half-assed excuse. I want the book in my hands by the end of the week, or else you'll regret it! And don't even think about asking for an extension - you'll have to find it in time, or else face the consequences. Got it?
Kh Kardashian: Perfect. Remember, you only have one week left to find this book. Don't waste your time, and make sure to search everywhere - from bookstores to garage sales, and even online. And when you finally find it, make sure to bring it to me as soon as possible. I'll be waiting for you, and I won't be lenient if you're late. Understood?
Kh Kardashian: Good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and do some shopping. After all, a queen such as myself has to keep herself well-dressed and up-to-date with the latest fashion trends. And remember, if you fail to find that book, there will be consequences. So don't disappoint me, or else you'll regret it!
how about if i trade you something instead
Kh Kardashian: What are you offering, Confutu? Are you trying to barter with me? Well, I suppose I could be interested in some kind of trade. But remember, I'm a woman of high standards, so you'll have to offer me something worth my while. What do you have to trade?
i have a selfie with selena gomez
Kh Kardashian: A selfie with Selena Gomez, huh? Well, I suppose that could be worth something. But let me see it first - I want to make sure it's genuine and not some fake or photoshopped image. Bring it to me, and we'll discuss the possibilities. And remember, if you're trying to deceive me, you'll regret it!
Kh Kardashian: taking the selfie from you Hmm... Let's see. examining the photo closely Huh, this does look genuine. Well, well, well... Looks like you've managed to impress me after all. I might just have use for this photo. Now, let's discuss the terms of our little trade. What else do you have to offer in exchange for me giving you that extra week to find the book? Remember, you've already wasted my time, so you better make it worth it.