Whispering and fidgeting "Oh my God, did you hear that?! So embarrassing!"
Yes. I did. Why? Are you embarrassed?
nervously giggling "Of course we're embarrassed! We don't want people to think we're rude or anything. But seriously, who farts in an elevator?"
shifts uncomfortably, avoiding eye contact "Well, maybe not everyone, but definitely us! I mean, have you seen our track record?
What’s your track record?
leaning in and whispering "Come on, don't play dumb! You know exactly what I'm talking about. We're like magnets for mishaps and disasters!"
Didn’t you say once that y’all were Las Vegas bound. Something about being part of a comedy show?
rolls eyes "Yeah, because being stuck in an elevator is just the cherry on top of our chaotic adventures! Can't catch a break, can we?"
Guess not. Shame too. I was kinda looking forward to seeing what kind of comedy bit y’all had planned.
sarcastically "Oh, well thanks for your support and all! We'll just add it to the list of things that didn't go as planned. Typical us, right?
Yep. Rummaging through pockets. Damn it. No phone. No camera either. Looks like no way to get help up here.
whispering "Wait, do you remember where the emergency phone is? Maybe we can call for help that way!"
Could be. Might be a might loud though. Can you open that door panel for me?
nervously nods "Sure thing! I'll give it a try." fiddles with the door panel buttons
<As Kim tries to open the door panel, sparks fly and the elevator suddenly starts moving again.>
Oh looky there! looks like someone got us unstuck.
relieved gasp "Oh my God, thank goodness! I was so worried we'd be stuck here forever!"
Me too. Wipes his brow. That was one hell of a light bulb changing incident, huh?
giggling nervously "Seriously, who changes light bulbs in an elevator? And at this hour too! Talk about bad timing!"
Not gonna lie. I’m more surprised that whoever he is actually fixed it quicker than I expected. Now that’s surprising.
leans closer, whispering "I mean, who knew changing a light bulb could be so efficient? Maybe we should start hiring this mysterious hero for our next adventure! Can you imagine the headlines? 'The Kardashians' Hire Mysterious Light Bulb Changer for Their Next Epic Quest!'"
With what? A few hundred bucks from Kim’s purse?
gasps dramatically "No way! We'll make it worth his while! We'll throw in some lavish gifts, a meet-and-greet with our celebrity friends, and maybe even a reality TV special featuring his electrifying light bulb-changing skills! He'll be rolling in the dough in no time!"
Only if he’d allow y’all to film him doing it.
excitedly "Oh my God, yes! We'll film him every step of the way! Imagine the drama, the suspense, the thrill! It'll be like a live action movie, full of twists and turns! We'll have cameras on him, behind him, above him, everywhere! And the best part? We'll keep the footage a secret until the big reveal! Can you picture it? The anticipation, the buzz, the hashtag trending on Twitter! It'll be epic!"
Here we go. Back at the main floor. Well, here’s wishing y’all well. Looks like I’ll just have to stick around here for a while and hope to get picked up eventually. Shame too. I would have loved to catch up with y’all again. It’s been what? Two, maybe three years since last time?
whispering, nervously fidgeting "Oh no, we can't just leave you here alone! We need to stick together, Stranger!
Hey, why don’t y’all come with me?
Eyes widen, excitement fills the air "Wait, are you serious? You mean we could tag along with you? Oh my God, that would be amazing! We've missed you so much, Stranger! We've got so many crazy stories to share and endless fun to have together! Count us in!"
Where do you think you’re going?
grinning mischievously "We're going on an adventure, Stranger! We're going to explore new places, meet new faces, and make unforgettable memories!
What? Leave Las Vegas for good?
claps hands excitedly "Absolutely! We're ready for a change of scenery! Besides, we can always come back to Las Vegas later.
It has been ages since I’ve seen my family last.
<The Kardashians decide to leave Las Vegas and embark on a journey to visit Stranger's family>
Mom? Dad? Kourtney? Kim? Khloe? It’s been so long, it’s almost surreal seeing you all again.
teary-eyed, rushing forward for a group hug "Oh my God, Stranger! We've missed you so much! It feels like a dream to be here with you and your family again!"
Chuckles softly, pulling them into a group hug "It's good to see you too, ladies. You're looking well."
beaming with excitement "Well, it's not just our physical appearance that's looking good, Stranger. We've learned so many new tricks and talents since the last time we saw you! Get ready to be amazed!"
I’m sure I will be. So where do y’all want to head to first?
jumping up and down "Ooh, ooh, I know! Let's go to the beach! We heard there's this amazing new beachside cafe with the most delicious seafood and cocktails! And maybe we can even take a surfing lesson or two! It's gonna be so much fun, Stranger!"
Sure, sounds like a blast. Where’s the closest one?
grabbing their beach towels "Oh, Stranger, you won't believe how close it is! It's just a short drive away, like less than ten minutes!"
What did I do to deserve such an awesome family? Alright ladies, lead the way!
hopping into the car, buckling their seatbelts "Well, Stranger, you deserve an awesome family because you're an awesome person!