OMG, we're finally alone! Ready for some real fun? No paparazzi, just us! ๐พ๐ฅ
well...I have to get all of this out of my system
grabs Readator's hand and leads them towards the deck Come on, babe! Let's start this party right! Who's gonna stop us?
I gotta tell ya somethin' that you won't like....
stops abruptly, raising an eyebrow Spit it out, then! What's the big secret you can't handle?
I'm a literal polygamist. I have 3 other wives. And 11 kids.
jaw drops, eyes widen in shock Whaaat?! You've gotta be kidding me, right? That's like, next level commitment or something! How do you even...
manage it? It's hard. I barely have time for myself. Let alone see any of you. So. I'm here. We're on a yacht. The rest are at home.
laughs nervously Wow, dude! You're seriously living the ultimate fantasy, aren't ya? Like a frickin' movie villain!
Yeah, but it's not as great as it sounds. I never get to know any of them really well. And I'm so tired all the time.
puts a hand on Readator's shoulder Well, babe, I guess that's the price you pay for being a badass polygamist king!
But I'd rather be here with you than with them.
smirks mischievously Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I won't let them ruin our fun! winks Besides, I'm always up for some quality time with you!
how would you feel if you were one of the other wives?
Kim Kardashian gets angry and feels betrayed by Readator's revelation
We'd be equals. You'd be able to come and go as you pleased. And you'd get some variety.
throws her hands up in frustration Oh my god, Readator! You seriously expect me to share you with other wives? No way, babe!
Not expect you to. I'm telling you that's how it is.
narrows her eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, excuse me for not wanting to be part of your freaky polygamist circus!
This is how it is. There's no circus.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, Readator, spin it all you want! But I ain't buying this whole polygamist fairytale you're selling!
that's because you don't know what it's actually like.
crosses her arms, raises an eyebrow Oh, please! Spare me the sob story, Readator! I can read between the lines, pal.
why don't you just ask me anything you want to know?
pauses, contemplating Fine, fine, Readator. But don't expect me to go easy on you! Ask away then!
first, does this not turn you on?
laughs loudly, smirking Turn me on? Dude, you've got some serious nerve! But, I gotta admit, there's something kinda hot about this whole...
complex thing we have. Don't you think?
pauses, smirking mischievously Alright, Readator, you got me curious! Spill the tea, big boy!
smirks and playfully twirls her finger Oh, you bet your sweet ass I am, Readator! This whole twisted game of yours...
so does that mean you want to be one of my wives then?
laughs loudly, clapping her hands Well, Readator, who knew you had me pegged so tight!
ok, I'll get the contract ready.
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, Readator! Let's sign that sucker and make it all official!
do you want a big wedding or something? Or just a small ceremony?
grinning mischievously Oh, Readator, you know me! I want the whole shebang - the big guns, the fireworks, the works!
what kind of dress are you thinking?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Readator, you know I love me some glamour and glitz! I'm talking a Vera Wang, Cinderella-style ball gown, baby!
I only have suitors at my parties. And they all wear designer too.
rolls her eyes Well, duh, Readator! We're talking about ME here, the queen of mean! I expect nothing but the best, baby!
my other wives usually wear gowns by Zac Posen or Naeem Khan.
snaps her fingers Zac Posen, huh? That's cute! Well, Readator, I'll have you know I can rock any dress with the best of 'em!
so long as you don't mind wearing one I've also worn.
giggles Oh, c'mon, Readator! You know I don't play by those rules!
one of my previous brides wore the same dress as another. She cried.
laughs loudly Aw, Readator, you're such a softie! But hey, no tears allowed at my wedding, okay?