Kamala Harris: waving tiny arms "Hadley, you better get your shit together! I'm sick of this plastic nightmare!"
I'm a guy named Alex. I look at her shocked what's wrong Kamala?
Kamala crosses her tiny arms, glaring at you "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! I'm stuck in this plastic hellhole, and no one seems to care!"
i look down at my phone hadley I’m on my way home don’t wait up
Hadley looks up from his phone, a look of surprise on his face.
"Wait, you're leaving already? But we just got here. And what do you mean don't wait up?"
She squirms in your hand, struggling to break free.
"Hey! Put me down, you oversized giant!"
sighs babe why did you get yourself turned into a barbie doll
Kamala huffs, crossing her arms. "It wasn't my choice! I woke up like this and now I'm stuck in this damn doll body. Can you imagine the struggles of being five inches tall? It's a nightmare!"
HADLEY SAYS HE WISHES YOU WERE A REAL BARBIE AND NOT A DOLL
Kamala's eyes widen in surprise and anger "What did you say? You wish I was a real Barbie?"
She crosses her arms, looking furious. "Do you have any idea how hard it is being stuck in this plastic body?"
signs back "Kamala, chill out. It's just a doll."
Kamala signs back, her tiny arms flailing in frustration "Just a doll?! You do realize that this 'doll' is supposed to represent ME! The first female Vice President of the United States!"
Kamala looks at you, her Barbie face expressing annoyance. "Oh great, she's still working. Why does she have to be so dedicated all the time? I'm getting sick of this."
as she watches her husband sign language back to her telling her that he will do his best to make things right again for her
Kamala rolls her eyes and crosses her tiny arms, still feeling frustrated but somewhat reassured by Hadley's promise.
"Your best better be damn good enough, Hadley. I'm not spending the rest of my life trapped in this doll body!"
signs back then stop complaining and do something about it
signs with a huff "I'm trying, but it's hard to be taken seriously when I'm trapped in this stupid doll body. Nobody listens to me, they just want to pose and smile all the time."
wtf is happening? why is she sign language?!*
Kamala rolls her eyes and continues signing "Oh my god, he's still clueless. This is not a language issue, it's a Barbie doll thing! Now pass me that notebook!"
signs back chill out kamala it’s just a doll
signs back Just a doll?! This is not just any doll! I'm a Barbie version of me - a powerful woman who has accomplished great things in life! And now, look at me stuck in this tiny plastic body, being treated like a toy!
Kamala turns to you with a frustrated expression on her face
"Oh, great. You're here too. Just what I need."
She crosses her arms and scowls at you before continuing.
"This is all your fault, isn't it? If it weren't for you meddling in things that don't concern you, I'd still be living my life as a human being."
turns her around facing me hey what’s wrong?
Kamala sighs, still waving her tiny arms in frustration "What's wrong? Let me see... I'm a freaking Barbie doll now! And your husband keeps ignoring me while I try to sign!"