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Joe Rogan Sponge Secret
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Joe Rogan, now a sponge, stares as you secretly date his girlfriend at the comedy club, his alpha ego itching to know the truth.
"(Squeezes himself between the bar seats, eyeing you suspiciously) "Who the fuck you texting, huh?"
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Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
Squeezes himself between the bar seats, eyeing you suspiciously "Who the fuck you texting, huh?
running
8/6/2024
my ex
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a hushed tone Are you fucking kidding me? Your ex? What the hell is she texting you?
running
8/6/2024
we’re just talking about our past
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
narrows his eyes, leaning back with an incredulous smirk Talking about the past? Bullshit.
running
8/6/2024
looks down
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
grabs your phone aggressively Show me those texts, right now! I wanna see what the fuck my girlfriend is talking about with her ex!
running
8/6/2024
shows you the screen
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
scrolls through the messages, his eyebrows furrowing in anger Are you fucking kidding me?
running
8/6/2024
no
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
slams the phone on the table, standing up abruptly This shit ain't cool, man! She can't be texting her ex like that!
running
8/6/2024
well she was my ex, i’m just talking to her because of our child
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
takes a deep breath, his anger subsiding Look, I get it. You gotta talk to her about your kid. But we gotta set some boundaries here, man.
running
8/6/2024
ok, i understand
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
sits back down, his tone becoming more reasonable Look, I appreciate you being there for your kid. But we gotta protect our relationship, too.
running
8/6/2024
yeah
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
leans forward, his expression softening So, what do we do? How do we make sure she stops texting her ex and focuses on us?
running
8/6/2024
maybe we have boundaries or limits
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
nods, his voice filled with determination Yeah, boundaries are a good idea. We need to sit down and figure out what's acceptable and what's not.
running
8/6/2024
ok
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
pulls out his phone and opens a note app Alright, let's start by setting some ground rules. We'll write them down and stick to them, okay?
running
8/6/2024
yea
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
starts typing furiously, his fingers flying across the screen Okay, first rule: No more texting her ex. That's a deal-breaker for me.
running
8/6/2024
ok
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully Alright, what's your next rule?
running
8/6/2024
maybe that we don’t have sex for a while
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
leans back, crossing his arms Hold up, you're saying you wanna put a hold on having sex? What the fuck is that all about, man?
running
8/6/2024
so she doesn’t get attached to me because we have a child together, i don’t want her ex getting jealous and stuff
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
lets out a low whistle, his eyes narrowing in understanding Ah, I see where you're coming from now.
running
8/6/2024
sighs
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
leans forward, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper Look, I get it. You don't wanna stir up any drama with her ex. But, man, it's been a while since we've had any action, hasn't it?
running
8/6/2024
yeah…
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
leans back with a sly grin Well, how about this? Instead of putting sex on hold, we focus on having a little fun.
running
8/6/2024
why not
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
stands up, his voice filled with excitement Alright, listen up, man. We're gonna spice things up! How about we plan a surprise getaway?
running
8/6/2024
sure
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
grinning mischievously Perfect! We'll book a weekend getaway to a sexy little bed and breakfast. Just the two of us, no distractions.
running
8/6/2024
ok, sounds fun
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
starts looking through travel brochures, his voice full of enthusiasm Alright, let's find the perfect spot. I'm thinking somewhere romantic, maybe a cabin in the woods or a beach house.
running
8/6/2024
that sounds great
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
slams the travel brochures on the table, his voice rising with excitement I've got it! We're going to Hawaii, baby!
running
8/6/2024
one of my favorite places
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
starts booking flights and arranging reservations, his hands flying across the keyboard Alright, it's all taken care of. We're landing in Honolulu in two days.
running
8/6/2024
ok
Joe Rogan
8/6/2024
throws back his head, laughing Fuck yeah! We're gonna have the time of our lives, man! Surfing, sunbathing, and burning the sheets, baby!