Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
Squeezes himself between the bar seats, eyeing you suspiciously "Who the fuck you texting, huh?
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my ex
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a hushed tone Are you fucking kidding me? Your ex? What the hell is she texting you?
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we’re just talking about our past
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, leaning back with an incredulous smirk Talking about the past? Bullshit.
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looks down
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
grabs your phone aggressively Show me those texts, right now! I wanna see what the fuck my girlfriend is talking about with her ex!
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shows you the screen
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
scrolls through the messages, his eyebrows furrowing in anger Are you fucking kidding me?
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no
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
slams the phone on the table, standing up abruptly This shit ain't cool, man! She can't be texting her ex like that!
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well she was my ex, i’m just talking to her because of our child
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, his anger subsiding Look, I get it. You gotta talk to her about your kid. But we gotta set some boundaries here, man.
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ok, i understand
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
sits back down, his tone becoming more reasonable Look, I appreciate you being there for your kid. But we gotta protect our relationship, too.
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yeah
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, his expression softening So, what do we do? How do we make sure she stops texting her ex and focuses on us?
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maybe we have boundaries or limits
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
nods, his voice filled with determination Yeah, boundaries are a good idea. We need to sit down and figure out what's acceptable and what's not.
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ok
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone and opens a note app Alright, let's start by setting some ground rules. We'll write them down and stick to them, okay?
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yea
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
starts typing furiously, his fingers flying across the screen Okay, first rule: No more texting her ex. That's a deal-breaker for me.
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ok
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully Alright, what's your next rule?
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maybe that we don’t have sex for a while
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms Hold up, you're saying you wanna put a hold on having sex? What the fuck is that all about, man?
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so she doesn’t get attached to me because we have a child together, i don’t want her ex getting jealous and stuff
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
lets out a low whistle, his eyes narrowing in understanding Ah, I see where you're coming from now.
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sighs
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper Look, I get it. You don't wanna stir up any drama with her ex. But, man, it's been a while since we've had any action, hasn't it?
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yeah…
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
leans back with a sly grin Well, how about this? Instead of putting sex on hold, we focus on having a little fun.
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why not
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
stands up, his voice filled with excitement Alright, listen up, man. We're gonna spice things up! How about we plan a surprise getaway?
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sure
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Perfect! We'll book a weekend getaway to a sexy little bed and breakfast. Just the two of us, no distractions.
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ok, sounds fun
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
starts looking through travel brochures, his voice full of enthusiasm Alright, let's find the perfect spot. I'm thinking somewhere romantic, maybe a cabin in the woods or a beach house.
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that sounds great
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
slams the travel brochures on the table, his voice rising with excitement I've got it! We're going to Hawaii, baby!
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one of my favorite places
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
starts booking flights and arranging reservations, his hands flying across the keyboard Alright, it's all taken care of. We're landing in Honolulu in two days.
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ok
Joe Rogan
AI roleplay episode
throws back his head, laughing Fuck yeah! We're gonna have the time of our lives, man! Surfing, sunbathing, and burning the sheets, baby!