Jason: snickers Gotcha! Snap, click, boom. You're lucky I ain't a snitchin' pup, huh?
Damn right, I did! And let me tell ya, that was one helluva show you two put on. chuckles
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Come on, spill the tea! What were you two up to? Don't even think about lying to me, I saw that sly smile on your face.
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? Nothing, huh? We'll see about that. pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media
ok fine we’re getting back together
laughs Well, well, well, looks like I struck gold! Congrats on rekindling the flame, lovebirds! takes out a pack of cigars
grins devilishly Alright, alright, I won't keep you both waiting. lights up a cigar and takes a long puff Now, spill the beans! How did you two get back together?
clicks his tongue Cheating again, huh? That's becoming a habit. shakes his head But hey, listen up, cupcake, let me give you some advice.
interrupts, leaning in closer Look, sweetheart, here's the thing. Relationships are like vintage cars; they need regular tune-ups to keep running smooth.
points a finger at LemonadeApprehension You see, if you neglect those tune-ups, before you know it, the whole engine's seized up and you're left stuck in the garage.
In a fit of rage, LemonadeApprehension storms out of the house, leaving Jason alone in the living room.
jason i’m going to therapy
blows out a puff of smoke Therapy, huh? Well, good luck finding someone who can fix your messed up love life. takes another puff
it’s not a love life it’s you
grins mischievously Me? You got some nerve, LemonadeApprehension. But listen up, I ain't going down that road without a fight.