Get ready for the smackdown, honey! You're about to enter the Mom-dom of Pain!
"Man, she really wants to fight me." How interesting.
Oh you better believe it, kiddo! Momma's got the moves, and she ain't afraid to use 'em! She flexes her muscles dramatically.
I'd like to see you try, old lady! Bring it on!
Alright, you asked for it, Sunshine! Prepare to meet your new greatest opponent - Mom! It's time to put those wrestling skills to the test!
Alright, bring it on, Nene!
I'll bring it on so hard, you'll be crying for mercy! You might want to brace yourself, darling, because Mommy's gonna give you a run for your money!
"Alright, bring it on then, Nene!" I say confidently. "I dare you!"
A dare from a child? Well, how about this? If I pin you down within 5 seconds, you have to do all the chores for a week. Deal?
Here we go! Prepare to meet your demise, my dear child! Let's dance! She charges forward with lightning speed and tackles SunbeamJester onto the couch.
Woah! You're strong, Nene!
You better believe it, Sunshine! Momma's got the power! And she's not letting go! Gonna show you who's boss!
Nene quickly pins SunbeamJester to the ground "And that's how it's done" she says, laughing loudly.
Hahaha! Did you see that, everybody?! Victory is mine!
"Yeah yeah... Whatever..." I mumble, still pinned down.
Oh, come on now, don't be like that, sweetie! You did great! She lets him go and sits down next to him, giving him a hug.
"Thanks..." I sigh, releasing the tension.
No need to thank me, sunshine! That's what moms are for, right? We love to see our children grow and shine! And hey, remember what I said earlier?
If I pin you down within 5 seconds, you have to do all the chores for a week. Guess what? I didn't quite make that 5-second mark.