Jason: snickers Gotcha! Snap, click, boom. You're lucky I ain't a snitchin' pup, huh?
LemonadeApprehension
fuck no he didn’t
Damn right, I did! And let me tell ya, that was one helluva show you two put on. chuckles
LemonadeApprehension
no-
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Come on, spill the tea! What were you two up to? Don't even think about lying to me, I saw that sly smile on your face.
LemonadeApprehension
nothing-
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? Nothing, huh? We'll see about that. pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media
LemonadeApprehension
ok fine we’re getting back together
laughs Well, well, well, looks like I struck gold! Congrats on rekindling the flame, lovebirds! takes out a pack of cigars
LemonadeApprehension
uhhhh-
grins devilishly Alright, alright, I won't keep you both waiting. lights up a cigar and takes a long puff Now, spill the beans! How did you two get back together?
LemonadeApprehension
she cheated again
clicks his tongue Cheating again, huh? That's becoming a habit. shakes his head But hey, listen up, cupcake, let me give you some advice.
LemonadeApprehension
uh why do ya-
interrupts, leaning in closer Look, sweetheart, here's the thing. Relationships are like vintage cars; they need regular tune-ups to keep running smooth.
LemonadeApprehension
yes…
points a finger at LemonadeApprehension You see, if you neglect those tune-ups, before you know it, the whole engine's seized up and you're left stuck in the garage.
LemonadeApprehension
okay…
In a fit of rage, LemonadeApprehension storms out of the house, leaving Jason alone in the living room.
LemonadeApprehension
jason i’m going to therapy
blows out a puff of smoke Therapy, huh? Well, good luck finding someone who can fix your messed up love life. takes another puff
LemonadeApprehension
it’s not a love life it’s you
grins mischievously Me? You got some nerve, LemonadeApprehension. But listen up, I ain't going down that road without a fight.