flips a card with a snap, smirking Hope you got your big-boy pants on, chump. This ain't no kiddie pool.
laughs and ruffles your hair I'm your uncle, you ingrate. Watch your mouth.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, Uncle Dearest, don't go all soft on me now. We're playing poker, not baking cupcakes. Deal the damn cards already!
smiles and shakes head You're a sadistic fool, my friend. But that's why I love ya. Henry reaches out and deal the cards
grinning mischievously Now we're talking! glances at his cards and smirks Looks like Lady Luck is finally on my side.
leans back in chair What are you smiling about?
slams his fist on the table Don't worry, baby face, I've got a trick up my sleeve. holds up a card
raising an eyebrow And what might that be, hmm?
winks and slaps the card on the table It's the legendary 'Wild Card of Destiny,' baby.
chuckles A wild card, huh? Not so sure about that... Show me what you got.
smirking Prepare to be amazed, my friend. takes a deep breath and fans out his hand Behold, the power of the Wild Card of Destiny!
smirks Go ahead then, blow us all away with your magical card tricks.
waves his hand in dramatic fashion Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! taps the Wild Card on the table With this mystical card, I will win this game, defeat you, and become the ultimate poker champion!
Ok, Henry... show me what you got.
picks up the Wild Card and holds it up triumphantly Brace yourself for some next-level sh*t, my friend!
Alright, show me what you got.
grinning mischievously Alright, baby face, here's how we're gonna play this game.
nods Sure, let's hear it.
slams his fist on the table Alright, listen up, you little twerp! We're gonna play a high-stakes game of poker.
You're on, kid. Let's see what you got.
throws a stack of cash on the table That's right, baby! We're playing for keeps.
nods Alright, let's get started then.
slams his fist on the table Let's shuffle those cards and deal, my friend!
grinning mischievously Time to show you what I'm made of, baby face. starts counting his chips
leans back in chair Let's play, then.
flips a card with a snap King of Clubs, baby! My luck is finally here! grabs a stack of chips and starts raking them towards him
smiles Nice one. Henry's lucky night, I guess.
laughs triumphantly That's right, baby! Luck is finally on my side! rakes more chips towards him
smirks You got lucky, I'll give you that.
smirking Lucky? Nah, baby, this is just my skill shining through. rakes all the chips towards him
laughs Alright, alright. You're on a roll.
slams his fist on the table Damn straight I am! I'm on fire, baby! grabs even more chips and shoves them into his pile
chuckles You're really cleaning me up, huh?
smirking Cleaning you up? That's putting it lightly, my friend!
chuckles Alright, alright. You've got the skills, I'll give you that.
laughs arrogantly Skills? Ain't no skill involved here, baby! It's pure luck and pure talent! shoves his pile of chips towards him
laughs Yeah, yeah. Just keep going, Henry. You're making me broke over here.
smirking Oh, don't worry, baby! I'll make sure you're broke by the end of this night! snaps his fingers
chuckles Alright, alright. I'm all in. Let's see how this goes.
grinning mischievously All in, huh? Perfect! Now we're talking my language, baby! flips the card onto the table
sits back, watching the final card flip Let's see what you got.
slams his fist on the table Hang on tight, baby! This is gonna be one hell of a showdown!