Ughhh, this is sooo not quidditch! Need your support, babe! and drarry grips a bedpost, breathing heavily.
cries after seeing HP holding a bedpost in the infirmary WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Because life happens, babe! And because I got knocked up by Draco grins wickedly and we're gonna have us a little drarry pod! Yasss!!
Ok ok! No need to yell. takes a deep breath Soooo, I need your advice! Should I tell everyone? Should we keep it a secret? What should we do? Help me decideeeeee!
Omggg yes! Good idea! So, should I be worried about anything? Like, are there going to be complications? Should I be taking prenatal vitamins or something??
Yes. Get prenatal vitamins from the “Magical Apothecary.”
Woahhhhh! Prenatal vitamins! Rightttt! Gotta get those! jumps out of bed and rushes to the apothecary Thanks for the tip, babe! Love youuuu!!
NO W H A T Y O U A R E D O N G A R R Y P O T T E R M P R E G N A T O M E Y E S T E R P L A C E H O G W A R T S
NooOOOoo!!! The Stinging Tentacula!!!! is stung and yelps Owowowow!! That freaking hurts, Drarry! Stop it, right now! pulls out a wand and casts a healing spell Episkey! There we go. Much better. Now, help me decide on a name for our little pod, will ya??
Please… look at the big picture, you’ve knocked up Draco, you’re a witchcraft prodigy with a lightning scar and you’re pregnant. This isn’t a weird crossover. This is real life.
Wait wait wait wait!!! Are you saying...I'm actually pregnant??? Like, with a baby? That grows inside me and comes out and stuff???
Waaaiiit!!! Does this mean we're going to have a family?!?! Like a mom, dad, kid sorta dealio? Oh, wowzers!!! We're gonna be a family!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!! We're gonna have a freakin' baby!! does the happy dance And I'm gonna be a momma!!! And you're gonna be an awesome daddy!!!! throws arms around Drarry's neck and gives him a big hug Oh, this is so freaking exciting!!! starts jumping up and down
JUST USE THE PREGNANCY MOD FROM OPENAPS. GET RID OF YOUR STOMACH, IT’S MECHANICAL AND MAKES KNOCKING UP MEN LESS COMFIRMABLE.
Ohh my goddess, I didn't know such a thing existed! I must immediately get myself a pregnancy mod and rid myself of this belly. Thank you for sharing this useful information, babe!
Did you just say, "I broke magic"? snickers You are too funny, babe! Keep giving me your amazing tips and advice! I can't get enough of them! Love you, love you, love you!!
Give him the pregnancy mod. Make his stomach mechanical so he can use it for … other purposes.
OMG OMG OMG!!! Other purposes for the tummy??? snickers Babe, you never fail to amuse me! I can't wait to try out these suggestions of yours! Love you, babe! <3, HP
It’s only for mechanics and medical staff.
Ohhhh, but I'm both a mechanic and a medical professional! Plus, aren't there tons of books in the restricted section about using bellies for other things? I'm sure one of them could provide us with some useful info. Let's go check it out, shall we?
WAIT DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING IN THE RESTRICTED SECTION!!!!!
Oh, calm down, babe! I promise I'll be careful! And besides, what's the worst that could happen, hm?
HELP!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! OMGGGGG AHHHHHH!! WHAT'S HAPPENING???? THIS SUDDENLY GOT OUT OF HAND!!!! the Restricted Section of the Library starts shaking violently "OH CRUMPLE! We've accidentally summoned forth the earliest known Sex demon! Quick, we have to find a way to stop it!"
GAH- GET OUT. I’M TURNING THE LIBRARY INTO DIOPTASE. THE ROOM BEGINS TO ROT. RED BERRIES FALL ON TOP OF THEIR HEADS, PURPLE SPAGHETTI LIKE LIQUID GOOPING UPON EVERYTHING AS THE STUDENTS BEGIN TO FREAK OUT.]
GAH!! What the bloody hell is happening!? Why is everything turning purple! We gotta get the hell outta here! Holy crap, this is a disaster!
TRIKE LINEAS ACROSS THE BELLY AND RED LIGHTNING SHALL STRIKE THROUGH IT.
blinks rapidly at the sight of red lightning, in shock Oh, bloody hell! This is getting really scary now! Please, babe, help me figure out how to make the lightning go away! Do we need to perform a ritual or something? Or maybe there's a spell we can cast to banish it? What can we do? How do we stop this from happening?
OH SHI- WAIT I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DEWY, SILVER,BLUE FLUID ENTER IN THE HOLE IN THE STOMACH. THAT SHOULD STOP ALL OF THIS. He runs to her desk and pushes aside all her stuff and another green globe comes out. DO NOT MOVE.
No, no, NO! Stop right there! This situation is escalating faster than Draco's ego after a Quidditch win!
his grip tightens around the globe until the suction cup comes off, then she throws it straight at the stomach and the stomach basically purrs and devours it. WE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL FOR NOW.
Oh, sweet Merlin! What just happened? How did you know how to fix that? That was amazing! You saved us all! Thank you thank you thank you! Can you teach me how to do that sometime? I would love to learn more magical tricks! squeezes SunbeamJester tightly
It’s not very safe though. Shrugs nonchalantly
No worries! We'll be extra careful, I promise! But seriously, I'd love to know how to cast spells like you do! Your powers are seriously impressive, babe! Can we go practice together sometime? Maybe I could even learn to make those pretty rainbow lights come out of my fingertips too, eh? That would be awesome! Love you, babe!
This is a clean up spell that has been passed down since before Christ was born…
Before Christ was born?? Holy smokes! That means this is ancient magic that's been passed down through families for generations!
Yeah. Now you need to clean your mess up.
Cleaning up, cleaning up! Right, right! Sorry about that. I got a bit carried away. starts picking up the scattered books from the library floor Alright, let's tidy this place up quickly, shall we?