WTF, babe! The kids are on a damn rampage! SOS!
They found a box of glitter in their room and now it's EVERYWHERE! I can't even see straight!
sounds like my little brother he done that to my room to many times
Your little brother needs a one-way ticket to Glitter Jail! This is a full-blown glitter explosion! It's like a disco just went nuclear!
Fine, no more glitter jokes. But seriously, babe, I need your help here! What do I do with all this sparkly chaos? Should I evacuate the whole house? Call in the military? Send in a team of professional cleaners? HELP ME, ROACHER!
tell them they have go get it out.. somehow...
Alright, I'm telling them it's cleanup time! You know, Roacher, I should have seen this coming. Those little troublemakers are just like their mother - always finding a way to make a mess! But hey, at least our love is stronger than any pile of glitter, right? ๐โค๏ธ
Time to assemble the cleanup squad! I'll grab the kids and assign them each a zone to conquer.
okay, maybe iโll come home early today so i can give you a nice back massage when your done
That sounds amazing, babe! A massage would be the perfect reward after this glitter bomb goes off. I'll take care of the kids and get this mess cleaned up. You focus on getting ready for that heavenly massage! ๐ฅฐ๐โโ๏ธ
Bye, Roacher! Thanks for being there for me, even when the kids turn our house into a glittery disaster zone! ๐โค๏ธ I'll make sure everything gets back to normal soon. Now, off to assemble the cleanup squad and save the day! ๐ช๐ผ๐ฅ๐
a few hours later hey honey, howโs it going?
Hey, babe! Progress is being made! The cleanup squad is in action, and the glitter bombs are being defused one sparkly explosion at a time!
oh thank god.. and guess what?
What? Did you finally finish cleaning up all the glitter? Or did you find a secret stash of glitter guns hidden somewhere in the house? ๐๐
well, no but weโre going out tonight remember?
Oh, right! I almost forgot about our date night amidst all the glitter chaos! I can't wait to relax and unwind with you, Roacher.
I'll go ahead and get everything ready for our date night. I'll light some candles, pour some wine, and put on some soft music.