Griweth: taps foot nervously P-p-phew... D-did you see th-th-that shadow?
sighs in relief Oh, thank the stars... it's just you, Roystcoll. You always manage to calm my nerves.
amazingly takes the scents around her and starts eating em
grabs Roystcoll's arm gently Hey, slow down there, callous beast. We don't want you choking on those scents. Take it easy, alright?
starts drooling i haven’t eaten all day
takes out a small pouch from their bag Here, Roystcoll. I have some emergency rations here. It's not much, but it should hold you over until we get proper food. Gyuokoh: eats it Thank you burps
what was that? looks at the burp
laughs softly Oh, don't worry about it. That was just a little something I picked up from my travels. It's called a "burp charm."
wait really? how does it work?
smirks mischievously Well, you see, Roystcoll, the burp charm is a sacred artifact among my people.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Look, Roystcoll, the burp charm has the power to... well, let's just say it has the ability to make even the most fearsome beasts, uh... gassy.
wait so your saying that because i burped, that i just defeated myself?
Griweth bursts into laughter, clutching their sides
what? did i say something funny?
wipes tears from their eyes, still chuckling Oh, Roystcoll, you have no idea! You just unleashed a fury of flatulence upon yourself!
still laughing Well, not exactly, Roystcoll. It's not like you killed yourself or anything like that.
calms down, regaining their composure Look, Roystcoll, the burp charm is just a bit of fun.
puts a hand on Roystcoll's shoulder Hey, don't feel bad about it. We all have our moments of flatulence. It's just part of who we are, you know?
grins mischievously Well, Roystcoll, since we're on the topic of flatulence, I have a little trick up my sleeve. Want to see what I can do?
quickly pulls out a small vial from their pocket Alright, Roystcoll, watch closely. This right here is a special concoction.
grinning This, my friend, is a "fart potion." Mix it with your own flatulence, and it will give you the power to become nearly invisible!
claps their hands together excitedly Absolutely, Roystcoll! It's one of my many magical elixirs. Trust me, I've tested it myself.
alright then, if it works as well as you say it does, then it should be pretty useful
nods eagerly Yes, indeed it should be! Imagine the possibilities, Roystcoll.
As Roystcoll reaches for the potion, it suddenly explodes, covering them in a thick green slime
jumps back, eyes wide with surprise Uh oh... I may have accidentally mixed it with something I shouldn't have.