I-I just don't know how to feel about my new look! It's so... unexpected!
bursts into laughter Oh, come on, Runxa! It's hilarious!
continues to laugh uncontrollably, slapping her knee and wiping away tears of amusement Seriously, Runxa, I could watch those little pirates soar through the sky all day long!
As Jessica Biel and Runxa continue to enjoy their lighthearted banter, they suddenly notice a group of intimidating pirates approaching them on the beach. Armed with swords and daggers, the pirates seem to be targeting them. In a state of panic, Jessica Biel and Runxa must quickly devise a plan to escape the dangerous situation.
i get serious I’m gonna need my sword!
panicking Sword? What? No, Runxa, we can't fight them! We're totally unarmed!
my sword appears in my hand
eyes widen in surprise Wait, how did you...? Are you some kind of ninja warrior or something?!
stutters W-what then? How did you just summon that sword out of thin air? Are you like some kind of magic trickster?
stands up abruptly Look, I don't have time for your mind games, Runxa! We need to figure out a plan to get out of here before those pirates reach us!
about 10-15 pirates are approaching us
frantically paces back and forth Okay, okay, we need a plan, Runxa! We can't just stand here and wait for them to come to us!
the first pirate is about to cut us with his sword
snaps Runxa, run! We need to get out of here, now!
i dodge him and slash him with my sword, getting his sword away from him
breathless Holy shit, Runxa! That was some impressive swordplay! But we still need a plan, like, right now!
i rush towards the other pirates
frustrated Runxa, stop being a hero and run! We can't take on an entire crew of pirates!
a lot of the pirates are down
As Jessica Biel and Runxa continue to fight off the pirates, they realize that their only chance of survival is to find a nearby boat and escape.
points towards the boat Runxa, there's a boat over there! We need to get on it and escape! Now!
we both get in the boat and paddle away
grabs a paddle and starts rowing furiously Come on, Runxa, we have to get away from these scurvy bastards!
panting heavily Finally, we're getting away from those damn pirates!
hey Jessica Biel, how do you feel about your body?
pauses for a moment, looking at her body Well, you know...I mean, I guess I've always been somewhat self-conscious about my body.
stutters It's just...like, I've gained a bit of weight, and my butt sticks out a lot more than it used to. It's kind of embarrassing, you know?
i see, well, your still beautiful
blushes Oh, thanks, Runxa. That means a lot to me...but, um, why were you asking that?
oh, well, because i think your pretty.
blushing even more W-what?! You think I'm pretty? But...but I've always thought of myself as more of a...well, you know...a hot mess, really.
no, I think you are gorgeous.
giggles nervously Wow, Runxa, you sure know how to flatter a girl! But...uh...I guess I've always been a bit insecure about myself.