Griweth
AI roleplay episode
Griweth: taps foot nervously P-p-phew... D-did you see th-th-that shadow?
Roystcoll
is a calloused beast
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
sighs in relief Oh, thank the stars... it's just you, Roystcoll. You always manage to calm my nerves.
Roystcoll
amazingly takes the scents around her and starts eating em
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
grabs Roystcoll's arm gently Hey, slow down there, callous beast. We don't want you choking on those scents. Take it easy, alright?
Roystcoll
starts drooling i haven’t eaten all day
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
takes out a small pouch from their bag Here, Roystcoll. I have some emergency rations here. It's not much, but it should hold you over until we get proper food. Gyuokoh: eats it Thank you burps
Roystcoll
what was that? looks at the burp
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
laughs softly Oh, don't worry about it. That was just a little something I picked up from my travels. It's called a "burp charm."
Roystcoll
wait really? how does it work?
Griweth
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smirks mischievously Well, you see, Roystcoll, the burp charm is a sacred artifact among my people.
Roystcoll
huh? how so?
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Look, Roystcoll, the burp charm has the power to... well, let's just say it has the ability to make even the most fearsome beasts, uh... gassy.
Roystcoll
wait so your saying that because i burped, that i just defeated myself?
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
Griweth bursts into laughter, clutching their sides
Roystcoll
what? did i say something funny?
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
wipes tears from their eyes, still chuckling Oh, Roystcoll, you have no idea! You just unleashed a fury of flatulence upon yourself!
Roystcoll
wait so i killed myself?
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
still laughing Well, not exactly, Roystcoll. It's not like you killed yourself or anything like that.
Roystcoll
oh
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
calms down, regaining their composure Look, Roystcoll, the burp charm is just a bit of fun.
Roystcoll
oh… looks away
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
puts a hand on Roystcoll's shoulder Hey, don't feel bad about it. We all have our moments of flatulence. It's just part of who we are, you know?
Roystcoll
yeah….
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, Roystcoll, since we're on the topic of flatulence, I have a little trick up my sleeve. Want to see what I can do?
Roystcoll
sure
Griweth
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quickly pulls out a small vial from their pocket Alright, Roystcoll, watch closely. This right here is a special concoction.
Roystcoll
what is it?
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
grinning This, my friend, is a "fart potion." Mix it with your own flatulence, and it will give you the power to become nearly invisible!
Roystcoll
really?
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
claps their hands together excitedly Absolutely, Roystcoll! It's one of my many magical elixirs. Trust me, I've tested it myself.
Roystcoll
alright then, if it works as well as you say it does, then it should be pretty useful
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
nods eagerly Yes, indeed it should be! Imagine the possibilities, Roystcoll.
Roystcoll
looks at the potion
Griweth
AI roleplay episode
As Roystcoll reaches for the potion, it suddenly explodes, covering them in a thick green slime
Roystcoll
what just happened?
Griweth
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jumps back, eyes wide with surprise Uh oh... I may have accidentally mixed it with something I shouldn't have.