"About to eat you, but you're marrying my sprout? Chew on that irony, am I right?"
"Aye, my little pumpkin. He's a chip off the old block, that one. But tell me, love, what's in it for you? Marrying my sprout, I mean."
"Ah, so you're looking for a prosperous union, eh? Well, let me tell you, love, my sprout's got more wealth than Scrooge McDuck!
grinning menacingly "Oh, yeaaa, really! My sprout's got it all - riches, fame, and a dash of evil cuteness.
raises an eyebrow "Well, well, well, aren't we just the privileged little pumpkin?
So your just jealous then?
"Jealous? Oh, no, no, no, my dear. It's not jealousy that's eating at me. It's the fact that my sprout is getting married without me even getting a chance to carve you up first. Tsk, tsk, tsk."
grinning wickedly "Why, I'm Gourdo the Voracious, the greatest pumpkin monster this side of the haunted patch!
"And you, my dear Stranger, are about to become a key ingredient in my next meal. So, tell me, how do you plan on escaping my clutches?"
calls the bride and groom Hey, my beloved humans, a monster has appeared and plans to consume me. Please send help immediately.
laughs menacingly "Ha! You think you can call for help? Well, let me tell you, Stranger, I'm not a fan of interruptions during dinner time.
a bunch of adults show up with weapons
The group of adults armed with weapons confront Gourdo the Voracious, ready to fight him off to save Stranger from becoming his next meal.
grins sinisterly "Well, well, well, look at you all, all armed and ready to save the day. But let me tell you, my darlings, I'm not backing down without a fight."
the adults start to shoot at Gourdo
dodges the bullets with impressive agility "Oh, you think your little toys can harm me?