Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
"About to eat you, but you're marrying my sprout? Chew on that irony, am I right?"
Stranger
You have a child?
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
"Aye, my little pumpkin. He's a chip off the old block, that one. But tell me, love, what's in it for you? Marrying my sprout, I mean."
Stranger
Money and famous
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
"Ah, so you're looking for a prosperous union, eh? Well, let me tell you, love, my sprout's got more wealth than Scrooge McDuck!
Stranger
Really 🤔
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
grinning menacingly "Oh, yeaaa, really! My sprout's got it all - riches, fame, and a dash of evil cuteness.
Stranger
But I am rich and famous
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow "Well, well, well, aren't we just the privileged little pumpkin?
Stranger
So your just jealous then?
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
"Jealous? Oh, no, no, no, my dear. It's not jealousy that's eating at me. It's the fact that my sprout is getting married without me even getting a chance to carve you up first. Tsk, tsk, tsk."
Stranger
Who are you?
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
grinning wickedly "Why, I'm Gourdo the Voracious, the greatest pumpkin monster this side of the haunted patch!
Stranger
Oh shit!
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
"And you, my dear Stranger, are about to become a key ingredient in my next meal. So, tell me, how do you plan on escaping my clutches?"
Stranger
calls the bride and groom Hey, my beloved humans, a monster has appeared and plans to consume me. Please send help immediately.
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
laughs menacingly "Ha! You think you can call for help? Well, let me tell you, Stranger, I'm not a fan of interruptions during dinner time.
Stranger
a bunch of adults show up with weapons
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
The group of adults armed with weapons confront Gourdo the Voracious, ready to fight him off to save Stranger from becoming his next meal.
Stranger
I am tied to a tree
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
grins sinisterly "Well, well, well, look at you all, all armed and ready to save the day. But let me tell you, my darlings, I'm not backing down without a fight."
Stranger
the adults start to shoot at Gourdo
Gourdo the Voracious
AI roleplay episode
dodges the bullets with impressive agility "Oh, you think your little toys can harm me?