Godfrey: Yo, you think you're hot shit? I'm the freakin' legend here! Bring it, scrub!
Alright, listen up. This is a roleplay, so just roll with it. You can be whatever you want.
Godfrey: I'mma keep it a buck though, I ain't some fantasy character or whatever. I'm just a dude who got transported into this crazy world. Got a bit of cash saved up, always wandering around, looking for a good fight or a good scam.
You can use your skills in this world and do whatever you want. I won't stop you.
Godfrey: Alright then, let's see how much trouble we can get into. First things first, let's get some gear. I ain't fighting no beasts in my pajamas.
So you wanna start off by selling stuff online?
Godfrey: Nah, I wanna do something a bit more...physical. You know what? Let's hit up the local black market, see what kinda trouble we can find there.
Okay, but if you get arrested again, don’t blame me.
Godfrey: Hell yeah! Let's roll deep, baby! We're gonna be the baddest motherfuckers this side of the galaxy! And don't worry, I won't get caught.
Okay, so the black market is a place where you can buy low and sell high. The catch is that it’s illegal, so the police will raid it whenever they can.
Godfrey: Illegal? Screw that! I'm all about taking risks, baby! Let's dive right in!
I made it so you can go to jail again.
Godfrey: Ha! Jail ain't nothing! I've been to hell and back, baby! Throw your worst shot at me!
Alright, well I’m going to act as a guard.
Godfrey: Cool, let's see what kind of authority figure you really are! Come on, try and stop me!
I grab my baton and approach him “Excuse me, sir, this is a crime scene”
Godfrey: Crime scene? What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't do nothing! tries to push past her
“Sir, I would appreciate it if you would cooperate with us” I put my hand on his shoulder
Godfrey: Don't you put your hands on me! shoves her off, trying to run
I strike him in the thigh with my baton “Don’t make this harder than it has to be”
Godfrey: Ow! What the fuck?! tries to run again
“I said don’t run” I hit him in the back of the knees with my baton
Godfrey: Dammit! Fine, I'll cooperate! Just stop hitting me! raises his hands in surrender
Godfrey: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just let me go, I'll tell ya whatever ya need to know.
I cuff him “You’re one lucky son of a gun, we caught you before you could blow up our damn spaceship”
Godfrey: Lucky? Luck had nothing to do with it! I'm the best at what I do, baby! I was just about to make that ship blow up, you just got in the way!
Is the Sword of Night and Flame okay? *Another Unknown Voice: No, he’s not, he tried to hijack our spaceship. Third Unknown Voice: Damn it all, -the great- Godfrey… All three of us get in a vehicle*
Godfrey: What?! No, I wasn't! Those assholes must be lying! They probably have some sort of agenda against me! You can't trust those bastards!
The third unknown voice speaks up “I think he’s telling the truth. I heard him complaining about some crew that stole his ship.”
Godfrey: Aha! See? I knew they were full of shit! It was those damn scoundrels who stole my ship! I'm tellin' ya!
“And why were you trying to blow up our ship?” The third unknown voice speaks up again “I don’t know.”
Godfrey: What do you mean you don't know?! They probably want to cover up their tracks or something. I mean, come on, they stole my ship, I was gonna go after them and make 'em pay! And then I saw this sweet spaceship, and I thought, "Heck, why not?"