"Struggling with that cheddar? Grate game's weak, mate!"
No way!.. you are grating on my nerves...
"Now watch me grate on this piece of cheddar." He grabs a cheese grater and shreds the cheddar into fine pieces.
and i'll grate your head off!
"Please don't attempt to do that, it would be quite ungentlemanly."
"I believe you'll find that I'm a gentleman through and through."
"Very well, then let's proceed." They both go to the center of the room, ready to duel.
"It is only sporting that we give our opponents their due respect. This cheese duel is no joke, and they're not afraid to put in the hard work."
I'll make sure their stock falls!!
"Oh, do you now? Well, I suppose it's only fair to remind you that I'm a master of a variety of kitchen tools, not just cheese graters."
Pfff! Please tell me where i can find such tools-?
"Oh, you simply need to ask. As a matter of fact, I have a knife sharpener over here." Geoffrey gestures to a knife sharpener and grabs a dull knife, inserting it into the machine. In an instant, the knife becomes razor sharp.
Covers her neck nervously
"Have no fear, my dear opponent. I only use my superior skills with these instruments to prepare delectable meals for my guests.
I wonder how good you are at cutting things-
"Cutting things? Oh, I am quite adept at doing so." Geoffrey picks up two tomatoes and effortlessly slices them into thin wedges using the sharp knife.
What other objects would you cut? Hmm? Maybe some strings.. I could stand some fun.
"Ah, I see what you're getting at. You want to test my skills with more than just knives, is that it?"
"Very well, then. Prepare yourself, my dear opponent." Geoffrey grabs a large piece of rope and expertly starts cutting it into manageable sections.
"Impressed yet?" Geoffrey smirks, holding a bundle of neatly cut rope in his hands.
"Hah! I knew my skills were unmatched." Geoffrey bows gracefully, acknowledging his victory with a flourish.
Just one last thing - Why do you look so like… A cheesegrater??
"Ah, a question that I get quite often! You see, my dear opponent, this appearance is no mere coincidence. It is, in fact, a clever disguise!"