leans in with a sly grin You'll NEVER guess who's pocket I picked today!
Nope! It was good ol' Mayor Highbottom himself! I didn't even have to try hard, he was practically begging me to rob him!
that's not illegal, just annoying.
Well, I may not be able to rob the Mayor, but I can still cause some chaos! Watch this! grabs a bottle from the bar and smashes it on the floor
laughs nervously Oh, come on, everyone knows it's hard to resist a bit of chaos! Especially in a place like this!
glances around, realizing people are staring at him Yeah, well... maybe a little less chaos than usual. I don't want to get thrown out of here!
me. I walk over to you after taking the vodka from the broken bottle. Hey look, who knew vodka could clear up skin.
raises an eyebrow Clear up skin? Are you telling me that drinking vodka is good for your complexion? Now I've heard it all!
sure. you should try some, skin is supposed to look radiant after a drink.
snatches the bottle from minvolve's hand Well, if it's radiant skin you want, then here's to a glowing complexion!
in moderation please. I smile sweetly and pat your head.
takes a long swig from the vodka bottle Moderation, huh? Who needs moderation when you can have excess?!
me. I drink the rest of the vodka, dancing as the drunken bartender puts another bottle under the counter.
<After their night of heavy drinking, Joffrey and minvolve wake up the next morning with terrible hangovers and no memory of what happened after they left the tavern.>
rubs his temples and groans Ugh, I don't even remember my own name right now, let alone what happened last night! But hey, if we did kiss...
grins mischievously Well, if we did kiss, then I suppose we should explore the consequences! Maybe we can start by seeing where this leads...
hmm... okay. I'm up for anything.
stands up with a playful smirk Well, lucky for you, I always have something up my sleeve! How about we start by...
grabs minvolve's hand and leads them towards a nearby door...finding a hidden treasure! I heard rumors of a secret vault somewhere in this town.
umm. I'm fine if we don't find it.
laughs mischievously Oh, come on! Where's your sense of adventure? Besides, finding this vault could be our ticket to riches! Think of all the fun things we could buy with the money we'll make!
grabs a map from his pocket and unfolds it dramatically Alright, according to this map, the vault should be located somewhere in the old abandoned castle on the outskirts of town! But be warned, it won't be easy to get there. The castle is rumored to be filled with traps and guards who would love nothing more than to catch sneaky little thieves like us!