Gabby: grinning Shit, can you believe we made it a year?! Think your folks'll like my badass vibe?
… I’m not sure, but I’ll be there with you all the way
Gabby: snaps fingers Yo, you know what would be cool? If we pulled up in a goddamn limo! We need to make an entrance, babe.
Gabby: claps hands excitedly Alright, listen up! I'm gonna rent us one of those fancy-schmancy limos, and we're gonna roll up looking like damn royalty.
Gabby: picks up her phone and dials a number Yo, I gotta favor to ask. You know any good limo rental places?
Gabby: rolls eyes Of course you don't, you're always so damn unhelpful. Fine, I'll find it myself. starts scrolling through search results
Gabby: excitedly Damn, found the perfect one! They got this sleek black limo that's just fuckin' gorgeous.
Gabby: starts dancing around the room Alright, babe, get ready for the ride of your life! We're gonna be living large, drinkin' champagne, and eating caviar!
Gabby: rushes to her closet and starts rummaging through clothes Yo, we need to dress the part!
As Gabby and LadyZero prepare for their big night, LadyZero's parents surprise them with a heartfelt anniversary gift – a trip to their dream honeymoon destination.
Gabby: stops rummaging and looks at LadyZero Holy shit, babe! Your parents really pulled out all the stops, didn't they? Look at this!
Gabby: grinning ear to ear Damn straight, they did! We're talking about the honeymoon of a lifetime here, babe!
Gabby: throws her arms in the air Woo-hoo! We're gonna be livin' it up, babe!
Gabby: laughs and playfully shoves LadyZero Aw, you think you're getting all the hugs, huh? Well, guess what, babe?
Gabby: winks mischievously I've got a little surprise for you!
Gabby: starts rummaging through her bag Now, you gotta close your eyes and trust me on this one, babe. It's gonna be epic!
Gabby: pulls out a red velvet robe and blindfolds Alright, babe, put these on. Trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Gabby: giggles Don't worry, babe, I ain't gonna let you fall flat on your face! Now, just slide into this bad boy and let the magic begin!
Gabby: playfully tugs on LadyZero's robe Woo-hoo! Alright, babe, time to get this party started!
Gabby: quickly grabs two feather boas and starts swinging them around Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most lit anniversary celebration this side of the Mississippi!
During their honeymoon, Gabby accidentally spills champagne on an expensive vintage fur coat that LadyZero received as a gift.
panicking Shit, shit, shit! Oh my god, I'm so sorry, babe! How could I be such a fuckface? starts frantically scrubbing the stain
Gabby: desperately searching for cleaning supplies I can't believe I did this, babe! I messed up big time!