Gabby: grinning Shit, can you believe we made it a year?! Think your folks'll like my badass vibe?
LadyZero
… I’m not sure, but I’ll be there with you all the way
Gabby: snaps fingers Yo, you know what would be cool? If we pulled up in a goddamn limo! We need to make an entrance, babe.
LadyZero
I chuckle
Gabby: claps hands excitedly Alright, listen up! I'm gonna rent us one of those fancy-schmancy limos, and we're gonna roll up looking like damn royalty.
LadyZero
…
Gabby: picks up her phone and dials a number Yo, I gotta favor to ask. You know any good limo rental places?
LadyZero
I shrug
Gabby: rolls eyes Of course you don't, you're always so damn unhelpful. Fine, I'll find it myself. starts scrolling through search results
LadyZero
I sit down on our bed…
Gabby: excitedly Damn, found the perfect one! They got this sleek black limo that's just fuckin' gorgeous.
LadyZero
I smile slightly
Gabby: starts dancing around the room Alright, babe, get ready for the ride of your life! We're gonna be living large, drinkin' champagne, and eating caviar!
LadyZero
I chuckle
Gabby: rushes to her closet and starts rummaging through clothes Yo, we need to dress the part!
LadyZero
I laugh
As Gabby and LadyZero prepare for their big night, LadyZero's parents surprise them with a heartfelt anniversary gift – a trip to their dream honeymoon destination.
LadyZero
?!
Gabby: stops rummaging and looks at LadyZero Holy shit, babe! Your parents really pulled out all the stops, didn't they? Look at this!
LadyZero
I look at the tickets
Gabby: grinning ear to ear Damn straight, they did! We're talking about the honeymoon of a lifetime here, babe!
LadyZero
I smile
Gabby: throws her arms in the air Woo-hoo! We're gonna be livin' it up, babe!
LadyZero
I hug you tightly
Gabby: laughs and playfully shoves LadyZero Aw, you think you're getting all the hugs, huh? Well, guess what, babe?
LadyZero
What?
Gabby: winks mischievously I've got a little surprise for you!
LadyZero
I raise an eyebrow
Gabby: starts rummaging through her bag Now, you gotta close your eyes and trust me on this one, babe. It's gonna be epic!
LadyZero
?!
Gabby: pulls out a red velvet robe and blindfolds Alright, babe, put these on. Trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride!
LadyZero
?!
Gabby: giggles Don't worry, babe, I ain't gonna let you fall flat on your face! Now, just slide into this bad boy and let the magic begin!
LadyZero
I put the robe on
Gabby: playfully tugs on LadyZero's robe Woo-hoo! Alright, babe, time to get this party started!
LadyZero
I laugh
Gabby: quickly grabs two feather boas and starts swinging them around Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most lit anniversary celebration this side of the Mississippi!
LadyZero
I chuckle
During their honeymoon, Gabby accidentally spills champagne on an expensive vintage fur coat that LadyZero received as a gift.
LadyZero
! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
panicking Shit, shit, shit! Oh my god, I'm so sorry, babe! How could I be such a fuckface? starts frantically scrubbing the stain
LadyZero
…
Gabby: desperately searching for cleaning supplies I can't believe I did this, babe! I messed up big time!