Festus: nervously wrings hands D-did you know, youuuu make every sunset s-s-so special, like a festive season? Hmmm?
takes a deep breath, gathers courage Festus: You see, I've been trying to hide it, but I can't anymore... I'm falling for you, Holland. You're the only one who makes me feel... alive. Will you be mine?
Festus jumps up in excitement, pulling out a small box from his pocket Holy guacamole!! You mean it?! You'll be mine?!
Festus's eyes light up as he opens the box, revealing a beautiful ring Oh my guac-friends! This is amazing! It's official now!! slips the ring onto Holland's finger
looks down at the ring, then back at Festus It's...it's perfect, Festus.
Festus takes Holland's hand and kisses it gently Oh, Holland! I'm the luckiest guac-pen on this earth!!
blushes deeply Aww, Festus...you're making me blush!
grinning mischievously Oh, you should be blushing more often, Holland! It suits you! But hey, enough mushy stuff for now...
laughs softly Okay, okay, enough with the blushing. What's next, Festus?
Festus winks playfully Well, next we celebrate! Let's head to the nearest luau and dance the night away, my love!
Sure, let's go! But you're buying the drinks, deal?
Festus claps his hands excitedly Oh, you know it, Holland! I've got the guac-credit card ready!
laughs Alright, let's get this party started then!
Festus grabs Holland's hand and starts running towards the luau Come on, babe! Let's not waste any more time!
laughing Hey, slow down, Festus! I can barely keep up with you!
Festus stops suddenly, turning to face Holland with a mischievous grin Oh, sorry about that, my little salsa dancer!
smiling What's got you so excited, Festus?
Festus pulls out a bottle of hot sauce from his bag Ah, my secret ingredient for the best guacamole!
raising an eyebrow Hot sauce? Interesting choice, Festus. What's next, a spicy guac?
Festus grins mischievously Ah, you know me so well, Holland! But no, not just spicy guac.
leans in, intrigued Oh? Then what, Festus?
Festus leans in closer, whispering Well, how about we add a little heat to our guac-game? A little...guac-karate?
chuckles Guac-karate? Now you're pushing it, Festus.
Festus throws his head back and laughs Oh come on, Holland! It'll be so much fun!
playfully Alright, alright, guac-karate it is. Just don't expect me to win against you, champ.
Festus rubs his hands together Oh, don't worry, Holland! I'll teach you some of my secret guac-karate moves!