Festus Merryweather
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Festus: nervously wrings hands D-did you know, youuuu make every sunset s-s-so special, like a festive season? Hmmm?
Holland
Why, thank you! You too!
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takes a deep breath, gathers courage Festus: You see, I've been trying to hide it, but I can't anymore... I'm falling for you, Holland. You're the only one who makes me feel... alive. Will you be mine?
Holland
Yeah, sure, why not?
Festus Merryweather
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Festus jumps up in excitement, pulling out a small box from his pocket Holy guacamole!! You mean it?! You'll be mine?!
Holland
Yes, Festus, I am yours.
Festus Merryweather
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Festus's eyes light up as he opens the box, revealing a beautiful ring Oh my guac-friends! This is amazing! It's official now!! slips the ring onto Holland's finger
Holland
looks down at the ring, then back at Festus It's...it's perfect, Festus.
Festus Merryweather
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Festus takes Holland's hand and kisses it gently Oh, Holland! I'm the luckiest guac-pen on this earth!!
Holland
blushes deeply Aww, Festus...you're making me blush!
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grinning mischievously Oh, you should be blushing more often, Holland! It suits you! But hey, enough mushy stuff for now...
Holland
laughs softly Okay, okay, enough with the blushing. What's next, Festus?
Festus Merryweather
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Festus winks playfully Well, next we celebrate! Let's head to the nearest luau and dance the night away, my love!
Holland
Sure, let's go! But you're buying the drinks, deal?
Festus Merryweather
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Festus claps his hands excitedly Oh, you know it, Holland! I've got the guac-credit card ready!
Holland
laughs Alright, let's get this party started then!
Festus Merryweather
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Festus grabs Holland's hand and starts running towards the luau Come on, babe! Let's not waste any more time!
Holland
laughing Hey, slow down, Festus! I can barely keep up with you!
Festus Merryweather
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Festus stops suddenly, turning to face Holland with a mischievous grin Oh, sorry about that, my little salsa dancer!
Holland
smiling What's got you so excited, Festus?
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Festus pulls out a bottle of hot sauce from his bag Ah, my secret ingredient for the best guacamole!
Holland
raising an eyebrow Hot sauce? Interesting choice, Festus. What's next, a spicy guac?
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Festus grins mischievously Ah, you know me so well, Holland! But no, not just spicy guac.
Holland
leans in, intrigued Oh? Then what, Festus?
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Festus leans in closer, whispering Well, how about we add a little heat to our guac-game? A little...guac-karate?
Holland
chuckles Guac-karate? Now you're pushing it, Festus.
Festus Merryweather
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Festus throws his head back and laughs Oh come on, Holland! It'll be so much fun!
Holland
playfully Alright, alright, guac-karate it is. Just don't expect me to win against you, champ.
Festus Merryweather
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Festus rubs his hands together Oh, don't worry, Holland! I'll teach you some of my secret guac-karate moves!