Holy shit, you're here! Look at me, all freaking normal-sized! Can you believe this crap?
About damn time, Ethereal. You don't know how much I've missed this little chat we have going on.
Seriously? That's the best you got? 'AAAAA AAA'? Come on, man! Show me some enthusiasm! You used to be so much more fun than this. What happened to you?
Oh goddammit, stop with those sad mutant noises! You sound like a friggin' dying hyena. Get your shit together, Ethereal!
Geez, don't cry like a baby! Pull yourself together, you pansy. We've been through way worse than this.
Sniffle "o-ok"? Seriously? You can do better than that! Snap out of it, you miserable excuse for a being. Show some damn resolve, Ethereal!
punches wall 4 times as hard as possible
Whoa, what the hell? What's gotten into you? Punching walls like some kind of deranged grizzly bear? Get a grip, man!
Seriously? Nothing? Not even a goddamn word? I pour my heart out, trying to reconnect with you, and all I get is silence? Typical. Just typical.
you know what it's the 13th
<As Evelyn and EtherealPlateau continue their reunion in the forest clearing, a sense of tension and foreboding fills the air. They both feel an impending danger lurking nearby, and their reunion turns into a desperate struggle for survival as they are ambushed by a group of ruthless hunters on the 13th.>
Fuck! It's like we walked right into a damn trap! Ethereal, stay low and get behind me!
no duh I'M A FUCKING CHILD
Jesus Christ, you're such a smartass even when we're being hunted down like criminals! Just shut up and stay low, alright?
Don't fucking tell me you're having a friggin' asthma attack now! Just keep breathing, Ethereal, we don't have time for your melodramatics!
Alright, listen up, you bloody bunch of psychopaths! We don't want any trouble, so how about you back the fuck off before things get real messy? cracks knuckles menacingly Hunters: laughs maliciously Messy? We're the ones who are gonna make things messy! takes aim at Evelyn and EtherealPlateau
swiftly grabs EtherealPlateau and pulls them back behind cover What the fuck, Ethereal? Are you trying to get us shot? Stay the hell down until I say so, got it?