You knocked up my girl? Step up and see your spawn.
YO ELOD, GET THE FUCKING KIDS TO MY PLACE RIGHT NOW
narrows eyes You think you can talk to me like that, you piece of shit?
I’m their mother they’re half me
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, really?
pauses, then smirks Well, I'll be damned. Looks like you do have some explaining to do, huh? raises an eyebrow
Elod plz send the kids to my place with the nanny
pauses, thinking Fine. I'll send them over. But don't think this changes anything between us, got it?
grabs phone and dials Tonya, get the kids ready. We're taking them to their mother's place for a sleepover. Don't ask questions, just do it.
grins mischievously Alright, let's make this interesting. How about a little wager? If I win, you owe me a favor.
smirks I bet you can't make one of our children laugh within a week. If you succeed, I'll give you a year's worth of free rent. Deal?
pulls out a small device from his pocket Alright, here's what we're going to do.
This little device is a sound recorder. I want you to record every interaction you have with the kids.
smirks And here's the catch. If you fail to make them laugh, you'll have to let me keep your soul.
leans back, crossing arms Alright then, let's see if you can handle this challenge, Kinon. May the best parent win.
grins devilishly Alright, Kinon. Time to prove yourself. Take these kids and show them a good time. And remember, if they don't laugh, your soul is mine.
takes the kids to my place
laughs maniacally Alright, Kinon! I'm watching from right here. Make sure those kids have the time of their lives or else!
had a bunch of fun activities planned out for them
watches from a hidden camera feed, sipping on a glass of scotch Well, well, Kinon. It seems like you're off to a good start.
narrowing his eyes Yeah, but remember, it's not enough just to make them smile. You have to make them laugh. Hard.
Welp time to bring out the big guns takes them to a comedy club
leans forward, intrigued A comedy club, huh? You're going all out, Kinon. I like that.
they enjoyed it so much they didn’t want to leave
smirks Looks like you're on a roll, Kinon. But don't get cocky just yet. The real test is whether you can keep them entertained at home.
That’s where i’m most comfortable..home activities
leans back, smirking Well, well, Kinon. Looks like you've proven yourself. Those kids couldn't stop laughing. But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
grins I have another challenge for you, Kinon. But this time, there's no turning back.