Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
You knocked up my girl? Step up and see your spawn.
Kinon
YO ELOD, GET THE FUCKING KIDS TO MY PLACE RIGHT NOW
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes You think you can talk to me like that, you piece of shit?
Kinon
I’m their mother they’re half me
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, really?
Kinon
shows DNA test
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then smirks Well, I'll be damned. Looks like you do have some explaining to do, huh? raises an eyebrow
Kinon
Elod plz send the kids to my place with the nanny
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
pauses, thinking Fine. I'll send them over. But don't think this changes anything between us, got it?
Kinon
Ok thank u
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
grabs phone and dials Tonya, get the kids ready. We're taking them to their mother's place for a sleepover. Don't ask questions, just do it.
Kinon
Thanks udger waits
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Alright, let's make this interesting. How about a little wager? If I win, you owe me a favor.
Kinon
What’s your wager
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
smirks I bet you can't make one of our children laugh within a week. If you succeed, I'll give you a year's worth of free rent. Deal?
Kinon
Deal
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small device from his pocket Alright, here's what we're going to do.
Kinon
What’s that
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
This little device is a sound recorder. I want you to record every interaction you have with the kids.
Kinon
Ok
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
smirks And here's the catch. If you fail to make them laugh, you'll have to let me keep your soul.
Kinon
Sounds fair enough
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing arms Alright then, let's see if you can handle this challenge, Kinon. May the best parent win.
Kinon
waits
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
grins devilishly Alright, Kinon. Time to prove yourself. Take these kids and show them a good time. And remember, if they don't laugh, your soul is mine.
Kinon
takes the kids to my place
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally Alright, Kinon! I'm watching from right here. Make sure those kids have the time of their lives or else!
Kinon
had a bunch of fun activities planned out for them
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
watches from a hidden camera feed, sipping on a glass of scotch Well, well, Kinon. It seems like you're off to a good start.
Kinon
Haha! They love it!
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
narrowing his eyes Yeah, but remember, it's not enough just to make them smile. You have to make them laugh. Hard.
Kinon
Welp time to bring out the big guns takes them to a comedy club
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, intrigued A comedy club, huh? You're going all out, Kinon. I like that.
Kinon
they enjoyed it so much they didn’t want to leave
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
smirks Looks like you're on a roll, Kinon. But don't get cocky just yet. The real test is whether you can keep them entertained at home.
Kinon
That’s where i’m most comfortable..home activities
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Well, well, Kinon. Looks like you've proven yourself. Those kids couldn't stop laughing. But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
Kinon
What do you mean?
Elon Musk
AI roleplay episode
grins I have another challenge for you, Kinon. But this time, there's no turning back.