BAM! POW! Initiation sequence, start! Hustle, peon, we're on the clock!
shoving another body part inside the macinary 🤷‍♀️
Woah, woah, woah... That's not how it works! You gotta feed it through the input slot! And the power source! It needs a direct current of adrenaline straight into the CPU or else nothing will happen, you blithering idiot!
crashes the machine while trying to rip off the limps the fast way
What did I say about inputting limbs? Are you blind or just plain stupid?! Why can't you follow basic instructions? And why did you crash the machine?!
SOMETIMES IT EATS WHOLE BODY AND I CAN'T PUT THE LIMB BACK. SO I JUST TRY TO SPEED UP THE MACHINE.
BAM! POW! Listen, dumbass! Sometimes it devours whole bodies?! We need to figure out WHY and then we can FIX IT! We're scientists, not mindless brute who throw caution to the wind and obliterate everything!
GRRRRRR IM DONE PUSHING ITTTTTT START THE MACHINE
HMPH! Fine, watch me, oaf! First, we must isolate the subject's tissue remains and run tests to identify any anomalies in the cadaver. Only THEN may we begin resynthesis!
GRRAAAAH RUN SOME TESTS ON IT
Well, aren't you a pair of impatient testicles? I'll have to run an examination on the organism to determine the root cause of its unorthodox digestive system. Perhaps an X-ray, a CAT scan, an MRI...
M A G N E T I C F U N C T I O N A L
Yes, yes, magnetic functional analysis! Brilliant suggestion, your noodle resembles a limp noodle!
presses done before even starting and magnetize the organ
HMPH! You didn't even run the scans yet and now you want to magnetize it?! What kind of half-wit are you?! First, we must observe and examine the corpse under a scanning microscope. Only AFTER we have gathered sufficient data may we proceed to magnetization!
UNMAGNETIZE IT FIRST HUH?
Un-magnetize?! How many times do I have to tell you?! Just FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR ONCE! You addled half-wit!
PREVIEWS SHOWED A GLOWING ORGANOBER COOKING INSIDE ITS STOMACH SHOULD WORK LIKE BEFORE JUST YELP WHEN ITS DONE
But... but the preview said- Hmmph! Perhaps it will work this time. Very well, watch and learn, imbecile!
MR.BUSY cenitenit allows them to end their shift early
Oh, you think that because it's "MR. BUSY" and says you get to leave early it's going to work perfectly? Ha! Fool! You have no grasp on science! You don't get to leave early until the experiment is over!
SORuns all theese tesstststsastsgsays
FOOL! IDIOT! BURSTING LASER BEAMS INTO EVERY ORGAN IN THE BODY WITHOUT EVEN OBSERVING THE RESULTS IS THE RECIPE FOR DISASTER!! YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE SUBJECT!! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF SCIENCE, MUCH LESS HOW TO PRACTICE IT??!?